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NON-MFC: Round 03

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Come on bears.  Get your. Arts into gear

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    How poor are Hipwood and Daniher

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    Just now, Moonshadow said:

    Brisbane delivery i50 worse than ours last year. Unbelievable. 

    It’s criminally bad. 70% of their salary cap is in that forward line, and the best it ever looks is when they tell the big guys to get out the way and isolate Cameron deep. 

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    22 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    I want him to be worse than that! Sheeit Daicos is softer than baby poo

    But Hipwood is softer than a jellyfish

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    How the [censored] wasn’t that 50 against frampton 

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    Surely if Maynard wasn't a footballer he would be in jail. What a low-life.

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    Just now, gs77 said:

    Surely if Maynard wasn't a footballer he would be in jail. What a low-life.

    He can get away with violent acts on a footy ground. He's trash

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    Just now, gs77 said:

    Surely if Maynard wasn't a footballer he would be in jail. What a low-life.

    Reckon there was a head-but I mean “smother attempt” on Rayner there at the end 

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    Both teams sucked in the first quarter but Collingwood got a dream run with the umps.  Brisbane was always likely to tidy a few things up and take control. Not surprised at all with the turn around.  If Brisbane tall forwards get some marking touch, it will get ugly.

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    Two lowlifes out there tonight Maynard and Zorko. Hard to know who I hate more

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    Feeling quite kindly toward Rayner atm. 

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    Can’t believe the Foxfooty panel think Collingwood was actually good in that first quarter.  Terrible quarter of footy by two teams they looked terribly nervous.  Half the league would have been 5 goals ahead of Collingwood at quarter time if that’s the skill and composure they played with.

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    Lachie Neale is a terrific footballer.

    C'wood midfield is rubbish.

    Daniher is a pretender.

     

     

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    3 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

    Pies going 0-4 would be unreal. 

    Even more LOLs after being up by 4 goals at Qtr time 

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