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Richo... 

Finally- 'that's not a free kick to daicos'

 
4 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

What do these goal umps get paid for?

That same goal umpire was absolutely terrible last week. In the best position to make an easy call.. always called for a review. 

 

I'm only watching now to see the nuffies start streaming out out of the ground early.....


3 minutes ago, darkhorse72 said:

what is he up too? 

A lot, around 200 I think. 

 
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ESSENDON
B: [1] Andrew McGrath, [32] Ben McKay, [21] Dyson Heppell
HB: [27] Mason Redman, [31] Zach Reid, [29] Jake Kelly
C: [5] Elijah Tsatas, [6] Jye Caldwell, [37] Nic Martin
HF: [22] Sam Durham, [4] Kyle Langford, [16] Archie Perkins
F: [25] Jake Stringer, [20] Peter Wright, [11] Jade Gresham
FOL: [17] Todd Goldstein, [12] Will Setterfield, [7] Zach Merrett
I/C: [13] Nik Cox, [23] Harrison Jones, [28] Xavier Duursma, [35] Matt Guelfi, [47] Jye Menzie
EMG: [2] Sam Draper, [15] Jayden Laverde, [19] Nick Hind

HAWTHORN
B: [4] Jarman Impey, [8] Sam Frost, [14] Jack Scrimshaw
HB: [16] Massimo D’Ambrosio, [6] James Sicily, [28] Cam Mackenzie
C: [31] Connor Macdonald, [3] Jai Newcombe, [23] Josh Weddle
HF: [18] Mabior Chol, [13] Dylan Moore, [34] Nick Watson
F: [15] Blake Hardwick, [2] Mitch Lewis, [33] Jack Ginnivan
FOL: [7] Ned Reeves, [25] Josh Ward, [11] Conor Nash
I/C: [32] Finn Maginness, [5] James Worpel, [19] Jack Gunston, [22] Luke Breust, [10] Karl Amon
EMG: [38] Max Ramsden, [37] Ethan Phillips, [44] Henry Hustwaite

GWS GIANTS
B: [27] Harry Himmelberg, [15] Sam Taylor, [39] Connor Idun
HB: [6] Lachie Whitfield, [44] Jack Buckley, [7] Lachie Ash
C: [33] Xavier O’Halloran, [22] Josh Kelly, [17] Finn Callaghan
HF: [16] Brent Daniels, [26] Jake Riccardi, [14] Toby Bedford
F: [4] Toby Greene, [23] Jesse Hogan, [46] Callum M. Brown
FOL: [32] Kieren Briggs, [3] Stephen Coniglio, [12] Tom Green
I/C: [10] Jacob Wehr, [28] Harvey Thomas, [19] Nick Haynes, [5] Aaron Cadman, [36] Harry Perryman
EMG: [20] James Peatling, [31] Toby McMullin, [25] Lachlan Keeffe

NORTH MELBOURNE
B: [31] Josh Goater, [4] Aidan Corr, [42] Kallan Dawson
HB: [16] Zac Fisher, [32] Toby Pink, [13] Darcy Tucker
C: [15] Dylan Stephens, [9] Luke Davies-Uniacke, [8] Bailey Scott
HF: [44] Cameron Zurhaar, [21] Callum Coleman-Jones, [10] Colby McKercher
F: [25] Paul Curtis, [20] Nick Larkey, [7] Zane Duursma
FOL: [38] Tristan Xerri, [6] George Wardlaw, [3] Harry Sheezel
IC: [35] Charlie Lazzaro, [24] Tom Powell, [2] Jaidyn Stephenson, [14] Liam Shiels, [40] Eddie Ford
EMG: [28] Bigoa Nyuon, [46] Robert Hansen Jr, [27] Miller Bergman

GEELONG
B: [44] Tom Stewart, [16] Sam De Koning, [39] Zach Guthrie
HB: [42] Mark O’Connor, [38] Jack Henry, [22] Mitch Duncan
C: [46] Mark Blicavs, [35] Patrick Dangerfield, [9] Max Holmes
HF: [45] Brad Close, [18] Tyson Stengle, [26] Tom Hawkins
F: [5] Jeremy Cameron, [28] Oliver Dempsey, [36] Oliver Henry
FOL: [1] Rhys Stanley, [4] Tanner Bruhn, [13] Jhye Clark
I/C: [8] Jake Kolodjashnij, [30] Tom Atkins, [2] Zach Tuohy, [32] Gryan Miers, [7] Shaun Mannagh
EMG: [34] Oisin Mullin, [33] Shannon Neale, [3] Brandan Parfitt

ST KILDA
B: [14] Liam Stocker, [21] Zaine Cordy, [44] Callum Wilkie
HB: [26] Josh Battle, [36] Riley Bonner, [7] Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera
C: [32] Mason Wood, [6] Sebastian Ross, [8] Bradley Hill
HF: [22] Darcy Wilson, [23] Liam Henry, [10] Mitch Owens
F: [1] Jack Higgins, [12] Max King, [28] Tim Membrey
FOL: [19] Rowan Marshall, [9] Jack Steele, [5] Brad Crouch
I/C: [2] Marcus Windhager, [4] Lance Collard, [13] Ryan Byrnes, [25] Mattaes Phillipou, [43] Cooper Sharman
EMG: [27] Arie Schoenmaker, [34] Hugo Garcia, [47] Anthony Caminiti

GOLD COAST
B: [32] Bodhi Uwland, [10] Charlie Ballard, [25] Sam Collins
HB: [35] Connor Budarick, [27] Wil Powell, [6] Alex Sexton
C: [8] Brayden Fiorini, [11] Touk Miller, [4] Brandon Ellis
HF: [9] Ben Ainsworth, [19] Bailey Humphrey, [16] Thomas Berry
F: [34] Ben King, [13] Jack Lukosius, [41] Malcolm Rosas
FOL: [28] Jarrod Witts, [15] Noah Anderson, [18] Matt Rowell
I/C: [3] Sam Flanders, [7] Nick Holman, [24] David Swallow, [30] Levi Casboult, [44] Darcy Macpherson
EMG: [2] Rory Atkins, [26] Will Graham, [49] Ned Moyle

ADELAIDE
B: [24] Josh Worrell, [41] Jordan Butts, [33] Brodie Smith
HB: [30] Wayne Milera, [35] James Borlase, [16] Max Michalanney
C: [38] Lachlan Sholl, [12] Jordan Dawson, [1] Chayce Jones
HF: [2] Ben Keays, [23] Izak Rankine, [8] Josh Rachele
F: [21] Chris Burgess, [32] Darcy Fogarty, [44] Lachlan Gollant
FOL: [43] Reilly O’Brien, [29] Rory Laird, [3] Sam Berry
IC: [10] Luke Pedlar, [5] Matt Crouch, [4] Lachlan Murphy, [14] Jake Soligo, [20] Mitchell Hinge
EMG: [34] Elliott Himmelberg, [25] Edward McHenry, [48] Mark Keane

 

MELBOURNE
B: [24] Trent Rivers, [1] Steven May, [8] Jake Lever
HB: [4] Judd McVee, [22] Blake Howes, [27] Marty Hore
C: [15] Ed Langdon, [5] Christian Petracca, [6] Caleb Windsor
HF: [32] Tom Sparrow, [2] Jacob van Rooyen, [36] Kysaiah Pickett
F: [30] Alex Neal-Bullen, [31] Bayley Fritsch, [37] Kade Chandler
FOL: [11] Max Gawn, [7] Jack Viney, [13] Clayton Oliver
I/C: [3] Christian Salem, [14] Jack Billings, [25] Tom McDonald, [40] Taj Woewodin, [50] Ben Brown
EMG: [16] Bailey Laurie, [33] Tom Fullarton, [39] Koltyn Tholstrup,

WESTERN BULLDOGS
B: [29] Lachlan Bramble, [19] Liam Jones, [17] Nick Coffield
HB: [20] Ed Richards, [24] Buku Khamis, [31] Bailey Dale
C: [22] James Harmes, [1] Adam Treloar, [12] Harvey Gallagher
HF: [9] Ryley Sanders, [7] Rory Lobb, [3] Cody Weightman
F: [14] Rhylee West, [33] Aaron Naughton, [2] Jamarra Ugle-Hagan
FOL: [44] Tim English, [4] Marcus Bontempelli, [21] Tom Liberatore
IC: [35] Caleb Daniel, [39] Jason Johannisen, [30] Lachlan McNeil, [23] Laitham Vandermeer, [34] Bailey Williams
EMG: [18] James O’Donnell, [13] Oskar Baker, [10] Sam Darcy

 

PORT ADELAIDE
B: [3] Ryan Burton, [27] Esava Ratugolea, [25] Brandon Zerk-Thatcher
HB: [34] Lachie Jones, [21] Aliir Aliir, [5] Dan Houston
C: [14] Miles Bergman, [1] Connor Rozee, [10] Travis Boak
HF: [33] Darcy Byrne-Jones, [4] Todd Marshall, [18] Jason Horne-Francis
F: [41] Jed McEntee, [22] Charlie Dixon, [15] Willie Rioli
FOL: [13] Ivan Soldo, [16] Ollie Wines, [9] Zak Butters
I/C: [6] Kane Farrell, [44] Jackson Mead, [31] Francis Evans, [28] Willem Drew, [11] Jeremy Finlayson,
EMG: [7] Jase Burgoyne, [23] Dylan Williams, [24] Jordon Sweet

WEST COAST
B: [23] Alex Witherden, [37] Tom Barrass, [19] Brady Hough
HB: [14] Liam Duggan, [20] Jeremy McGovern, [28] Tom Cole
C: [5] Jayden Hunt, [6] Elliot Yeo, [3] Andrew Gaff
HF: [13] Noah Long, [27] Jack Darling, [21] Jack Petruccelle
F: [2] Jake Waterman, [12] Oscar Allen, [15] Jamie Cripps
FOL: [32] Bailey J. Williams, [11] Tim Kelly, [9] Harley Reid
I/C: [7] Reuben Ginbey, [10] Tyler Brockman, [16] Luke Edwards, [18] Campbell Chesser, [40] Callum Jamieson
EMG: [31] Jamaine Jones, [41] Ryan Maric, [43] Tyrell Dewar

FREMANTLE
B: [11] James Aish, [25] Alex Pearce, [6] Jordan Clark
HB: [13] Luke Ryan, [15] Ethan Hughes, [21] Oscar McDonald
C: [44] Matthew Johnson, [7] Nat Fyfe, [14] Jeremy Sharp
HF: [18] Tom Emmett, [35] Josh Treacy, [32] Michael Frederick
F: [39] Sam Switkowski, [24] Jye Amiss, [10] Michael Walters
FOL: [9] Luke Jackson, [3] Caleb Serong, [8] Andrew Brayshaw
I/C: [36] Brennan Cox, [41] Bailey Banfield, [23] Karl Worner, [26] Hayden Young, [28] Neil Erasmus
EMG: [29] Cooper Simpson, [17] Will Brodie, [42] Liam Reidy

BRISBANE LIONS
B: [37] Brandon Starcevich, [27] Darcy Gardiner, [35] Ryan Lester
HB: [26] Conor McKenna, [31] Harris Andrews, [44] Darcy Wilmot
C: [28] Jaspa Fletcher, [16] Cam Rayner, [7] Jarrod Berry
HF: [23] Charlie Cameron, [30] Eric Hipwood, [6] Hugh McCluggage
F: [11] Lincoln McCarthy, [3] Joe Daniher, [15] Dayne Zorko
FOL: [46] Oscar McInerney, [5] Josh Dunkley, [17] Jarryd Lyons
I/C: [1] Kai Lohmann, [2] Deven Robertson, [4] Callum Ah Chee, [33] Zac Bailey, [43] Noah Answerth
EMG: [29] James Tunstill, [32] Darcy Fort, [40] Jack Payne


Wrist slitting by one eyed dees last week after losing to the swans by 3 and a bit goals on their tiny home deck....

Can we agree we are actually right amongst it...

Edited by Sideshow Bob

1 minute ago, Gunna’s said:

Was last week Grundy’s GF? 

Gawn is everyone’s grand final 

It really is incredible. After 54 years of watching Footy, I honestly didn’t think I could hate Collingwood any more than I did before. I have always hated Collingwood 

But seriously the hate has gone up 10x

Edited by Sir Why You Little

Just now, Sideshow Bob said:

Wrist slitting by one eyed dees last week after losing to the swans by 3 and a bit goals on their tiny home deck....

Can we agree we are actually right amongst it...

Yep. Guilty as charged. Tonight puts it in perspective. Swans the real deal by the looks of it.

Pies players regularly lead with a dropped shoulder to draw high tackle. Pendlebury and N Daicos the worst offenders.  Bad look. 

Edited by Dodos Demons


Given how well the swans are going against the shirty pies. We should go  ok against the dogs   Go Dee’s 

Daicos, Pendles & DeGoey all staging for frees that quarter.

3 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

Wrist slitting by one eyed dees last week after losing to the swans by 3 and a bit goals on their tiny home deck....

Can we agree we are actually right amongst it...

The coach gives you a recall with a dodgy knee and you're still whining!!??


Surely 41 points is defendable in the last quarter? Although I know we lost from that lead 42 pts against Sheedy’s Essendon, back in the late 90’s I think. Swans just need to manufacture 2 goals early to stamp out any comeback. 

Just now, Earl Hood said:

Surely 41 points is defendable in the last quarter? Although I know we lost from that lead 42 pts against Sheedy’s Essendon, back in the late 90’s I think. Swans just need to manufacture 2 goals early to stamp out any comeback. 

The umpires could have a say in this by the end of the game.

They gave it a good go at the end of the 3rd...

 

I hate pallet   But kick the goal

Edited by 640MD

A few things about the Swans 

Great at flooding teams fwd line.

High tackle rate.

Willing to take the game on at all times.

Good at switching sides 

Strong marking players.


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