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NON-MFC: Opening Round

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GWS will belt us. Great mix of ages, strong, determined and hungry. We look old and then too young, unfit and not up to it. The vibe of GWS is awesome 

Edited by Roost it far

 
Just now, Roost it far said:

GWS will belt us. Great mix of ages, strong, determined and hungry. We look old, too young, unfit and not up to it. The vibe of GWS is awesome 

I don’t think we’re getting anywhere near both of these teams this year.


10 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Maynard is making me angry again 

I want him to get Hurt, real hurt 

It's bound to happen one day.

 

2 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

I don’t think we’re getting anywhere near both of these teams this year.

Not unless injuries stop happening and Petty and McAdam start playing well. I’m wondering if we’ve totally changed our plan for this year. Scrounge as many wins as possible in the first half, lock down best 23 and come hard in the second half. Fullerton very important to us…..can he actually play?

 

Jesse again.  Always looks better when playing angry


Cadman VG there... lovely assist from Jesse

2 minutes ago, BoBo said:

Sigh. 
 

Hogan.

Yes, we bemoan losing Hogan, but without May we don’t win the ‘21 flag.

The difference between Gws and us is...

Gws prepared to give the agro back.

 

Edited by leave it to deever

Hogan has been moved on from 2 clubs for a reason but I’m glad his attitude has changed and he’s doing well now with gws. Very talented player. 


Why does this thread always turn into  MFC player and coach bashing? 

Some avoid the postgame threads after a loss and come on here to talk about other games specifically. 

You watching this Goody?
 

That’s how you move the ball Goody. 

Why didn’t we recruit this tall bloke?
Does my [censored] head in.

Mason Cox has not had one disposal.

What an absolute Goose.

When he ran through the GWS boys warming up it sorta reminded me of when Dermie did something similar to Essendon.

Cox isn’t even fit to shine Dermies boots.

Just now, Dee Zephyr said:

Why does this thread always turn into  MFC player and coach bashing? 

Some avoid the postgame threads after a loss and come on here to talk about other games specifically. 

You watching this Goody?
 

That’s how you move the ball Goody. 

Why didn’t we recruit this tall bloke?
Does my [censored] head in.

Great call! I second that… are you watching Goody?

17 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

It's bound to happen one day.

 

There's no karma in footy. The only way it'd be equal karma is if m*****d was one on one in the backline and we were 3 points down with 10 seconds left and he did his knee and we kicked the winning goal by running past him helpless on the ground. In the grand final. Then I'd believe karma exists in footy again.

Edited by biggestred


8 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Yes, we bemoan losing Hogan, but without May we don’t win the ‘21 flag.

Yeah fair. Will always have a soft spot for him and glad he’s doing well 

6 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Why does this thread always turn into  MFC player and coach bashing? 

Some avoid the postgame threads after a loss and come on here to talk about other games specifically. 

You watching this Goody?
 

That’s how you move the ball Goody. 

Why didn’t we recruit this tall bloke?
Does my [censored] head in.

MFCSS is out of control after any loss. Quite ridiculous really.

7 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Why does this thread always turn into  MFC player and coach bashing? 

Some avoid the postgame threads after a loss and come on here to talk about other games specifically. 

You watching this Goody?
 

That’s how you move the ball Goody. 

Why didn’t we recruit this tall bloke?
Does my [censored] head in.

Agree. Every thread ends up being the same. As a result I find myself engaging less with this site - which is a shame.

 
3 minutes ago, biggestred said:

There's no karma in footy. The only way it'd be equal karma is if m*****d was one on one in the backline and we were 3 points down with 10 seconds left and he did his knee and we kicked the winning goal by running past him helpless on the ground. Then I'd believe karma exists in footy again.

I would rather it was a legitimate shirtfront that took him out. But is there such a thing anymore? Oh sorry think it’s a No, unless you are executing a flying smother, front on at high speed and turning your shoulder 90 degrees to maximise the damage at impact. 


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