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NON-MFC: Opening Round

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30 minutes ago, kev martin said:

Why are the GWS cheers referencing sheep to the Woodens?

Cox tweeted about the nrl going to Vegas while he goes to a ground that hosts a show and has animals. 

Hence why they have a petting zoo with a cox cardboard cut out beside it

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    12 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

    Umps are loving the filth here

    Them and Carlton will be +150 and then some this year.

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    Umpire blowave 22 can't pay Collingwood a free kick quick enough.

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    Pretty polished game. These two are top 4 material. Very smooth and skillful. Someone need reminding the players that it’s humid out there. 

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    Just now, loges said:

    Umpire blowave 22 can't pay Collingwood a free kick quick enough.

    That animal Maynard showing his true colours again. Smacked Cadman in the face disguised as a spoil attempt. Love someone to hurt him, and badly.

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    8 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    Cox tweeted about the nrl going to Vegas while he goes to a ground that hosts a show and has animals. 

    Hence why they have a petting zoo with a cox cardboard cut out beside it

    Wow, very little respect for anyone and the league, also runs through the pre game drills of GWS.

    I guess, so long as Woodens are up, the club doesn't mind having fools in the side.

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    Just now, Neil Crompton said:

    That animal Maynard showing his true colours again. Smacked Cadman in the face disguised as a spoil attempt. Love someone to hurt him, and badly.

    I was hoping the kid would go down holding his eyes as though he was gouged. Would’ve gotten him a week or two. 

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    GWS playing the mark as per the Bulldogs ... preferring the 'outside 5' option to cover space behind the ball

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    Nice from Jesse

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    Any chance of getting Hogan back? What a gun when he is in his right mind. 

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    #freekickcollingwood

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    5 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Maynard is a (self censored).

    That was a 50m penalty every day of the week! Takes Green head on and high then initiates a wrestle. 

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    Jesse is just the player we need right now

    Gee I can’t even look at  Maynard.

    Total meathead.

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    Loving the booing from the gws crowd

    notable that the commentary team are ignoring the reason for it 

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    1 minute ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Great to hear the crowd booing Maynard - you [censored] 

    The afl reddit match thread is full of neutrals slagging maynard off. Easily most hated in the comp, not just by us

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    Umpiring is really pro Pies. 

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