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Merry Christmas to all on Demonland

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2 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Merry Christmas everyone. I see Maxy holding the cup on GF day 2024. Unless HQ manufacture a Pies Blues decider for the $$$$$$$$$

I'm assuming that, knowing you Clint, your "merry Christmas everyone" would probably not be extended to the men with the whistles?

 
2 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

I'm assuming that, knowing you Clint, your "merry Christmas everyone" would probably not be extended to the men with the whistles?

Nah, even the umps deserve one good day a year.

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL. 

Thanks mods for all ur work on this site. 

My kids got us all dees jerseys with our nickname and the day of our birthday on the back. Bloody awesome gift. 

Enjoy Christmas all. 

Go Dees. 

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46 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Nah, even the umps deserve one good day a year.

Agreed. Merry Christmas to EVERYONE, except Maynard.


5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

IMG_7080.thumb.jpeg.9b2568bcc66bfef9967f1753792b8fc8.jpegYour poor old Uncle Bitter got stuck child minding. Quite slowed down the Shiraz intake. 

Very responsible BBO 

 
9 hours ago, Demonstone said:

I hope you all did better than me this year.

 

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I got half a block of novelty reindeer chocolate and a staple in my finger.

Still not even my third worst Xmas! :laugh:

Merry Christmas to the Demonland family. Here is to a safe and Happy New Year and a great 2024 season ❤️💙


17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

IMG_7080.thumb.jpeg.9b2568bcc66bfef9967f1753792b8fc8.jpegYour poor old Uncle Bitter got stuck child minding. Quite slowed down the Shiraz intake. 

As long as you whispered " go Dees" to them all day it will have been more than worth it.

On 25/12/2023 at 19:18, Bitter but optimistic said:

I actually dropped the he child shortly afterwards.    Caused quite a scene!!

Guessing you caught the Shiraz though Uncle.

 

On 25/12/2023 at 17:02, Wrecker46 said:

Agreed. Merry Christmas to EVERYONE, except Maynard.

My D head next door neighbour who is a feralhead, saw my dees cap on whilst mowing my lawn and quipped, whats that losers cap on your head? My response was, whats that growth on your shoulders which houses your excuse for a brain? No response.. piont is this, I was happy to lose a 40 year friendship over  "philosophical" differences re Maynard and filth issues so if a dhead neighbour wants to have a dip then you would want to be ready to cop it back, triple time!

Maynard can rot in a cesspool of condemnation! God I despise Feraldom and everything that stinking rotten club stands for!

Agree happy Christmas to all on demonland😇😎

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34 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It was an instinctive choice Deever !

The child didn’t get a vote!

I’m sure the child was happy to get away from you, even if it meant tumbling to the floor to do so. 

Jeez Bitter you can keep him for yourself.👀👀


Happy New Year to all Demonlanders. 

Here's hoping we can all revel in 2024 Premiership glory for the mighty Demons.

Did anybody else score a ticket for this wonderful event last night?  It was superb!

 

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Should auld acquaintance be forgot ...

 

... whenever I hear the opening verse I think 'Keep your eye on the red and the blue!' ... maybe I have been on this forum for too long 😁

HNY to all and all the best for 2024 🍾🥂🎉😊

 

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