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Which threads exhibit the most paranoia?

La Dee-vina Comedia
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4 hours ago, adonski said:

Where were you when JKH was shot 

on the grassy knoll next to the behind post

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    Just because we’re paranoid doesn’t mean they are not out to get us.

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    What better excuse to post this 1970 classic?  

    Who's that fresh-faced young singer?  

    Play it LOUD!!!

     

     

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    'Post Game' (and other) threads when posters make even mildly negative comments or express cynicism and are shouted down for simply stating their opinion. 

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    17 hours ago, Jontee said:

    on the grassy knoll next to the behind post

    All makes sense now why JFK has a memorial in East Melbourne - a short stroll from the MGC.

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    On 09/11/2023 at 11:00, Jibroni said:

    Gameday thread involving Collingwood or Geelong.

    Here is my gameday beanie

     

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    23 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    I could tell you, but then I'd have to deactivate your Demonland account.

    Very good LDC. I think it is Demonland ! Every thread is preceded by a long diatribe on not saying the wrong thing. Have we all become [censored] who don't know what to do / not to do in the last few weeks?  

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    On 09/11/2023 at 15:22, Katrina Dee Fan said:

    I think for me the whole thing I found upsetting and had me disillusioned was the media discourse around the whole Maynard thing.  That had me just about walking away from AFL for a moment.  Not from the club, never from our club or our team, but from the AFL.  I was over it.

    Agree 100%. It still makes me angry. I refuse to attend/watch any game that involves Maynard. The media have been despicable this year. 

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    Any thread that starts with AFL Media release, they just keep getting better……!!!

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    12 hours ago, jane02 said:

    Agree 100%. It still makes me angry. I refuse to attend/watch any game that involves Maynard. The media have been despicable this year. 

    100% agree as well Kat and Jane I cannot accept that Maynard decision it makes no logical sense and neither did the Patrick Cripps media fiasco in 2022.

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    3 hours ago, DeeZone said:

    100% agree as well Kat and Jane I cannot accept that Maynard decision it makes no logical sense and neither did the Patrick Cripps media fiasco in 2022.

    Barry Hall many years back 

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    Any thread that mentions, Goody, Club Culture, a loss, a win, the Board, Board Elections, training ground, The AFL, score review, umpires (all genres), journos, CEO (Demons or AFL), tribunal, interstate recruiting, the draft, kicking and game plan.  Other than that it's pretty level headed around here.

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    On 09/11/2023 at 13:40, adonski said:

    Where were you when JKH was shot 

    Jay Kennedy-Harris was shot? So that's why he was delisted. 

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    Hard not to be paranoid when observing the behaviour of the circus clowns in the media and AFL hypocrites. The decision of the senior execs at the AFL to lock the office door and hide under their desks after the Maynard incident was the last straw for me.

    No wonder the NRL can smell blood.

    I'll wait till the fixture comes out  but i dont think i will be as pumped as i was this year maybe not at all.

    Im o/seas so its easy.

     

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    The NoT$NoB$ thread by a street. It has the most of everything ... 😁

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