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2023 GRAND FINAL

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1 minute ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Any DL posters heading to the game today?

Canโ€™t wait for the game and hoping the karma bus pays Maynard a visit, one way or another. I donโ€™t hope he gets hurt, I just hope he has a stinker of a game and is one of the main reasons they lose.

Hopefully next year Iโ€™ll be cheering on the red and the blue rather than being a neutral in the crowd.

Maybe him getting hurt in a very nasty footy act brings some overdue change though.

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Feel itโ€™ll be the Lions day. Daniher is the key, if he can mark and dominate and kick straight heโ€™s unstoppableย 

Pies have choked in GFs for decadesย 

they are 3 wins from their last 16.ย 

relax everyone. Maybe Bucks can give the pre match speech on how to choke

I really think in the Garand Final ย the umpires are the best of the lot.ย 
I note we have #21. And # 23. But not

free kick Carlton !

they will not have much influenceย 

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3 hours ago, old dee said:

I feel sick in my stomach after what happened to Angus and then no penalty. I can still here them chanting while Angus lay unconscious on the ground. May the Lions win by a large margin.ย ย 

They really are a despicable bunch.

Players and supporters.ย 

Brisbane have the talent and should win, main problem, they can be a bit flaky, let's hope they hold their nerve.


48 minutes ago, 640MD said:

I really think in the Garand Final ย the umpires are the best of the lot.ย 
I note we have #21. And # 23. But not

free kick Carlton !

they will not have much influenceย 

Might get a half decent umpiring performance today but Lions wouldnt want to play a close 4th qtr. Pies will fall on the ball denying Lions access but the umpires wont have the courage to clear play by

penalising them. They'll give Pies benefit of the doubt. Ball up! Ball up again and again!ย  Siren sounds!!!!

OMF

Lions need to put Collingwood to bed by 3qtr time.

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On 9/28/2023 at 8:32 PM, Stiff Arm said:

Any truth to the rumour that Demonland's very own make-up man @Bitter but optimistic will join Kiss on stage at the GF?

Someone with better photoshop skills than me can give us a sneak peekย 

This is the best I could do.ย  Couldn't find a suitable wig.ย  Worth noting the collar is a good match!!ย  I nearly put an after-party cocktail frock on Bbo so that he is suitably attired for that event but have run out of time.ย  Probably just as well...

As might be expected he is surreptitiously lurking in the background...

I hope to God he doesn't see this as I doubt Luci will ever be forgiven...or he will make my life on DL pure hell...

In case he does see this...it is...um...just a bit of fun...๐Ÿ˜‰

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Edited by Lucifers Hero

For the first time in over 20 years Iโ€™m not going to actively watch the game. Iโ€™ll check the scores and if it looks like Brisbane are going to win Iโ€™ll turn it on and bask in the glory of the Collingwood players and fans crying tears of sadness.ย 

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1 hour ago, DubDee said:

Feel itโ€™ll be the Lions day. Daniher is the key, if he can mark and dominate and kick straight heโ€™s unstoppableย 

Pies have choked in GFs for decadesย 

they are 3 wins from their last 16.ย 

relax everyone. Maybe Bucks can give the pre match speech on how to choke

2018 was anything but a choke.

32 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

Might get a half decent umpiring performance today but Lions wouldnt want to play a close 4th qtr. Pies will fall on the ball denying Lions access but the umpires wont have the courage to clear play by

penalising them. They'll give Pies benefit of the doubt. Ball up! Ball up again and again!ย  Siren sounds!!!!

OMF

Lions need to put Collingwood to bed by 3qtr time.

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Yeah, that was horrible in the last 5 mins against GWS. Just kept falling on it with the umps too ship scared to blow the whistleย 


Jed Adams third in the GF sprint final.

Surprisingly pacey for a big man.

Purchased a lotto ticket this morningย 

they were wearing a Collingwood jumper

i almost choked and then walked out !

Craig McRae just said you canโ€™t just bomb it into the F50, but what would he know.

Iโ€™m still really filthy we should bloody be there today.ย 
As long as Jeremy Howe has a dirty day my pain will ease

1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

2018 was anything but a choke.

up with 2 minutes to go

just needed to spoil to the ball from two contestsย 

faltered under pressure


extra bonus on the Lions winning will be two more ex bombers winning a flagย 

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Probably already been said, but we would have killed it in this heat if we were playing today. Very Melbourne to have to play the first final in the wet while the rest of September has been a scorcher.ย 

Anybody know what the thread at the start of the year where we predicted whoโ€™d win the premiership is named? Want to have a peek but canโ€™t find itย 

22 minutes ago, DubDee said:

extra bonus on the Lions winning will be two more ex bombers winning a flagย 

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Conor McKenna winning a premiership would be great. ๐Ÿ’šโ˜˜๏ธ


9 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Probably already been said, but we would have killed it in this heat if we were playing today. Very Melbourne to have to play the first final in the wet while the rest of September has been a scorcher.ย 

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Now there's a lot more things to football.......

There are days when you could give it up

Been a rough week, was almost not going to watch this game at all but I never miss it.

I hope it's a good game, but in a more accurate way I hope Brisbane smash them.

14 minutes ago, Green Demon said:

Conor McKenna winning a premiership would be great. ๐Ÿ’šโ˜˜๏ธ

Would LOVE to see him with a premiership medal if for no other reason than to watch whoever interviews him struggle to understand him.

#NeverNotFunny

๐Ÿ’š ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿงกย 

https://7news.com.au/video/sport/afl/afl-star-conor-mckenna-leaves-the-seven-team-in-stitches-bc-6337696383112

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https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=981322425376901

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3 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Kiss are appallingย 

Just embarrassingโ€ฆ

How much do you reckon they were paid?

It's been quite guardedย 

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