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13 hours ago, Green Demon said:

Ump job #1 - Keep the ch7 live games close.

job #2 - Favour the teams the AFL wants to winย 

job #3 - Be as inconsistent as possible.

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Yep, agree how vomitous!๐Ÿคฎ

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12 hours ago, No. 31 said:

A 3 is easily converted into an 8 ๐Ÿ˜Š

Why do people get pre emptive totally misguided and wrong tatts like this??

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4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Delusional Misfit

convert 0 to 8ย  = 2823ย  ... that's more like it

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Kudos to Carlton and the way they started. Better than what we did in 2018. But you knew Brisbane were going to fight back.

Brisbane cannot afford to do that next week.

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3 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Anybody seen Charlie lately?

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Is Charlie the new Gary Rohan???

8 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Anybody seen Charlie lately?

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Has played on two top tier FBs the last two weeks.ย 

12 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Has played on two top tier FBs the last two weeks.ย 

Still, 3 goals from 3 finals. As a neutral watcher I expected more from Charlie.

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Monday ย  ย  ย --- ย The Great hope for Victorian football, The Pies to reclaim Victorian pride

Tuesday ย  ย  ย ---- Grand final sold out 85,000 Pies fans to out number Lions

Wednesday --- We have been the best side all year and can't be beat " Howe"

Thursday ย  ย --- Expect the Team to be at their best on Saturday " McRea"

Friday ย  ย  ย  ย  --- Pie's odds on fav to claim Flag, bookies say can't be beat

Saturday ย  ย --- Massive black and white crowd at MCG

Sunday ------ Football world congratulate Brisbane on magnificent Grand Final win.ย 

14 hours ago, Redleg said:

8 arcs in a row to Carlton.

Last one called a goal and arc said it touched the hair of Acres. Seriously?

This arc is changing results of games and we certainly know it.ย 

Acres and his mate in the ARC have given us a new definition of โ€˜fringe playerโ€™.


48 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Has played on two top tier FBs the last two weeks.ย 

but he played on the chb who was not the bears regular chb

mckay was ff on fb andrews

4 hours ago, Antioch said:

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These sort of comments are uninformed. Look at Essendon after 2000. Look at Geelong and Fremantle this year. Thereโ€™s absolutely no guarantees in this game.ย 

We will be playing Carlton first Game next year ask Goyder

3 hours ago, picket fence said:

Why do people get pre emptive totally misguided and wrong tatts like this??

Hashtag gene poolโ€ฆ shallow end.ย 

2 hours ago, napster said:

Acres and his mate in the ARC have given us a new definition of โ€˜fringe playerโ€™.

The call last night where the arc concluded it touched his hair was bizarre.ย 

7 minutes ago, BDA said:

The call last night where the arc concluded it touched his hair was bizarre.ย 

Next auras will count. Only for Carlton.


1 hour ago, BDA said:

The call last night where the arc concluded it touched his hair was bizarre.ย 

Are you out in cricket if the ball brushes the hairs on your wrist ?

17 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Gil's work for sure.

There is no AFL or MCC reserve at the Gabba.

Brisbane has something like 50,000 members. They could sell out the Gabba very easily.

Has to be a please explain. Just has to be. It was completely unprecedented.ย 

Remember when that Geelong guy wanted their 2009 NAB Cup on one arm and the 2009 premiership on the other arm and the artist ended up tattooing 'Left arm' and 'Right arm'ย 

5 hours ago, BDA said:

The call last night where the arc concluded it touched his hair was bizarre.ย 

It is beyond ridiculous - before the AFL decided that it was essential that Carlton play and win finals the umpires call was irreversible unless there was clear evidence to the contraryย 

Well that went flying out the door quick and remarkably it always seems to favour CFCย 

Hopefully there will be a system next season that is not so easily manipulatedย 

5 hours ago, BDA said:

The call last night where the arc concluded it touched his hair was bizarre.ย 

We need to get all our players to adopt the Fritsch hairdo.


5 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

We need to get all our players to adopt the Fritsch hairdo.

Afro GIFs - Get the best gif on GIFER

Today has been pretty ordinary around Demonland.

Lots of quality gear left on the cutting floor without acknowledgement.

2 hours ago, Demonstone said:

We need to get all our players to adopt the Fritsch hairdo.

Only the defendersย 

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2 hours ago, BDA said:

Afro GIFs - Get the best gif on GIFER

I immediately thought of the afro when it happened.ย 

18 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Next auras will count. Only for Carlton.

And their aura of entitlement is a large one.

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