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6 hours ago, Bates Mate said:

I agree we managed players and training loads alot better.look how we run out games this year compared to last. We have had retched luck with injuries. Also our game style is so taxing , our players have more KMs and bumps and bruises than some other teams

I know, Mate; it's what I did each time I strayed into any number of this week's threads!

I continue to feel wretched...

(Sorry, BM; just trying to lighten the room. It's OK; I see the door...)

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30 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Gus is feeling a lot better.
I’ve been angry for days but hearing that made me realise that’s all that matters.

I’m going to be pumped if we have a win on Friday night. It’s been a horrible few days.


1 hour ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Interesting reply from Max after Sam Edmund post.

 

 

So, the toe seems fine but is dehydration an issue?

Just now, TRIGON said:

So, the toe seems fine but is dehydration an issue?

Hope he didn't eat the dodgy curry I sent Mason Cox 

 
1 hour ago, TRIGON said:

So, the toe seems fine but is dehydration an issue?

Are you kidding...

Happy Hour Drinking GIF


1 hour ago, Deefiant said:

Thought Theage's headline of Head, shoulders, knees and toes was pretty funny... despite it being not good for ilus

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/demons-coy-on-gawn-s-injury-but-say-he-s-fit-to-face-blues-20230912-p5e3we.html

Simon Says the Dees heads shoulders, knees and does won't stop old McDonald from picking up the pieces. This news comes just a week after all the King's men at St Kilda had a great fall against the Giants after climbing the beanstalk from outside the 8 last year. In the meantime, four and twenty magpies will be watching the Maynard trial intently as Collingwood hopes to bring home the bacon at market.

14 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Grundy … it’s your time 

Max will be fine.  It's Turner time

5 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

think he's saying that edmund is full of it?

Think he's saying Edmund has so much personal info he should also know his bowel movements


Depends on what toe really.  Strap it up and pad it in the boot and it won't get any worse.

Grundy will definitely be in this week based upon this report. 

No report on Tracy's knee which is good, very dangerous the way Cox was holding onto him.

Not surprised Clarry has a sore knee. The height on most of his kicks last Thursday surely must’ve taken its toll on the knee joint instead of the ankle, given he kicked up instead of through the ball.

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