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58 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

 

 

4:30pm is my sneak out of the office time so I can get myself game ready

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Me too (Fingers crossed) but while commencing the pump up festivities simultaneously. 

 

 
3 hours ago, Drunkn167 said:

I see a lot of nervousness in this thread, but I’m that confident we’re gonna roll them I’m not feeling any anxiety at all. Weird feeling to have as a Melbourne supporter.

Up the Dee’s

Good to see you back on here mate.

Was randomly just thinking about how your brother was going at local level.

2 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

My 13 leg multi says kozzie ANB chin mihocek Elliot fritsch Petracca 😂

 

 

Would be happy for neither the Mihocek or Elliot legs to get up Supe 

 
3 hours ago, Drunkn167 said:

I see a lot of nervousness in this thread, but I’m that confident we’re gonna roll them I’m not feeling any anxiety at all. Weird feeling to have as a Melbourne supporter.

Up the Dee’s

I had the same feeling against the Swans this time last year. We all know how that turned out

3 hours ago, Drunkn167 said:

I see a lot of nervousness in this thread, but I’m that confident we’re gonna roll them I’m not feeling any anxiety at all. Weird feeling to have as a Melbourne supporter.

Up the Dee’s

About time you got here! 

Will Dec be cheering us on tonight?


26 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

Work for the UN World Food Programme in Baidoa Somalia, Head of Office, 680,000 beneficiaries.  Emergency Relief and Nutrition Programmes but trying to switch it up to resilience projects.

the club should send the end of year clothing stock to you to give out to the kids etc

It'll certainly be raining tonight..

Raining cash after my multi gets up tonight with a dees win

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1 hour ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Just leaving Ballarat now....

 

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You got this mate!  One foot in front of the other!

Starting to think that the Pies form struggles are being exaggerated.

Smashed Essendon by 70 (sure, questionable opposition but if we'd done it we'd be confident), lost to Brisbane by 4 goals (it happens), beat Geelong with 29 scoring shots, lost to a red-hot Carlton but had more scoring shots (remember, we also lost to Carlton) when they arguably should have won. The only 'concerning' game was the Hawthorn one, but it appears at this time to have just been an aberration. They've been navigating some major injury concerns over that period too, which other than Naicos, are now resolved for them. 

Before that, they beat Port in Port and barely lost all year other than to us. 

It really isn't as unconvincing as everyone is saying?

Comparatively, we've had a far better scores against profile (with 3 tall defenders, which we have moved away from), but for long periods we struggled with Hawthorn, gave Sydney a significant run-on, struggled with North and barely beat Adelaide & Brisbane. I'm not sure we've been as convincing as people think either. Unlike the Pies, our injury issues have actually impacted us structurally at selection too, missing our best key forward and dangerous defensive forward too. 

The old "things are never as good or as bad as they seem" truism seems...true

Help, the MFCSS is taking over!


23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

IMG_6306.thumb.jpeg.36f05291c2ea545d735ade09fe806652.jpegThe Manor’s attack dog needed a game day caffein hit to settle the nerves 

Hope you finished that last  little bit for him

7 minutes ago, Flower Magic said:

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 Glorious colours, adorable pooches and a couch sprinkled with dog hair.  Picture perfect.  Add in the 2023 premiership cup and I am done.  Life is complete.

Every single Collingwood fan I've come across in the last 24 hours is confident and thinks they will win. This team has played 3 top 8 teams since KB and gone 1-2. We've played 5 and gone 3-2.

The overwhelming confidence is strange, give me the battle hardened path any day. 


44 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

2:29pm

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like Moses we will part the seas between those two fronts. 

nuthin surer

My grandmother passed away this morning so I’ll be a wreck win or lose tonight. Her favorite player was Kozzie Pickett, or as she called him ‘Aaron Davey’. Hoping he kicks a bag tonight for her!

1 minute ago, Lord Travis said:

My grandmother passed away this morning so I’ll be a wreck win or lose tonight. Her favorite player was Kozzie Pickett, or as she called him ‘Aaron Davey’. Hoping he kicks a bag tonight for her!

take care mate

22 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

It’ll all pass before the game starts I think. Think rain bands moving quickly W->E and N->S. 

For sure looking at the radar now, and importantly in time to make a smart decision about the sub and/or final team

2 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

My grandmother passed away this morning so I’ll be a wreck win or lose tonight. Her favorite player was Kozzie Pickett, or as she called him ‘Aaron Davey’. Hoping he kicks a bag tonight for her!

Condolences mate.. ❤️🔵🔴


5 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

My grandmother passed away this morning so I’ll be a wreck win or lose tonight. Her favorite player was Kozzie Pickett, or as she called him ‘Aaron Davey’. Hoping he kicks a bag tonight for her!

My condolences. My grandma is also on her deathbed. It's a very tough time for a family to go through! 

I'm sure she'll be cheering on Davey, I mean Pickett, and he will have a great game! 

Ginnivan out helps us I think. One less small forward that can get off the chain. Hibbo to lock down Elliott. Mcvee to lock down Hill. We’re sorted then. Let’s grind these bastards to a halt and shut their supporters up.

9 minutes ago, layzie said:

Every single Collingwood fan I've come across in the last 24 hours is confident and thinks they will win. This team has played 3 top 8 teams since KB and gone 1-2. We've played 5 and gone 3-2.

The overwhelming confidence is strange, give me the battle hardened path any day. 

There basing it on the players they had out when we played them king's birthday.

 

Every now and then these anxious flushes come but then I just do this to myself:

 

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I’ve been staring at the same 3 pages of a catalogue I have to proof for an hour 

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