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I may have missed it, but I havent seen any Yze Magic predictions for this weeks game.

Im still yet to work out if his predictions fill me with hope or dread. Mostly dread because generally the worse the team is going the more outlandish the prediction is.

So with this in mind, lets see who can get closest to his prediction when its posted.

Ok I understand YM may post on this thread under an alias and also that such a thread may preempt and influence any prediction made messing with YMs psychic abilities.........but what the hell.

Im thinking he is in a 52 point kinda mood.

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Demons by 179 points.

Davey and Neitz to kick 22 goals between them.

Rivers to run off the backline and kick 6 himself.

That's more like it, but you forgot 'Frawley to debut and start his claim for the 2007 Brownlow'

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Demons by 126 points.

Neitz to kick 8 but be overshadowed by Col Sylvia, who kicks 11 from a forward pocket. Bulldogs backline can't handle them.

Frawley debuts with 38 touches and 4 goals off half back. Give him the rising star award right now.

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Dees by 27

Melbourne: 3.1, 6.5, 12.8, 15.11 (101)

Bulldogs: 3.4, 4.8, 9.13, 10.14 (74)

GOALS: Neitz 5, Davey 2, P.Johnson 2, Dunn 1, Jones 1, Bate 1, Bruce 1, Miller 1, Green 1.

BESTS: Pickett, Bell, Bruce, Neitz, Davey, Moloney, Rivers

Warnock, Holland and Frawley the three to miss out on selection on the bench.

Pickett to return to form in a dominant blaze of glory... 30+ disposals off the wing/half back and several bone crunching tackles.

Bell to destroy Brad Johnson and limit him to 1 goal and 8 disposals.

Neitz to kick 5.3, including two easy missed set shots at crucial moments in the 2nd and 3rd qtr, but then dobs 3 from outside 50, one on the point where the 50 meets the boundary on the right pocket/flank.

Paul Johnson to 2nd ruck superbly in his limited ground time and drift forward for a couple of goals from lead-and-marks.

Davey 22 disposals and 2 glorious goals.

Yze and White unlucky to make the best 7 after very good games.

TJ goes missing again.

Bruce works hard for his 26 disposals.

Green makes very welcome return with some wonderful delivery to Neitz and Co.

Rivers shows why he's our best defender with a very polished, classy performance playing loose. 12 marks, 5 contested.

Godfrey gets beaten by West who has close to 40 touches (like he always does against us).

Moloney much better with his disposal this week.

Seriously... you wait and see... !! haha..

This is all going to happen...

Cheers,

Chris (peering from behind the crystal ball) :)

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dee's by 38 goals (we kick 51 goals)

after watching the cats play the other night the boys got fired up and decided to actually try this week (they have been lulling the competition into a false sense of security) as they can now start their plan of finishing 8th and winning the flag from there!

neitz realized pre game that he hasnt kicked 10 yet and that the record is 18 so a nice figure of 27 would be good (3 times his number). green back only plays 3/4 as he re hurts his hammy on the way to a lazy 10, bate with 4 (all on the run from 55 to 80 meters out, the one from 80 is on his opposite foot after kicking to himself and breaking 9 tackles from full back), miller with 6, davey and dunn 3 each

godfrey to gather 30 touches with 100% accuracy, ward to hit the target 99% of the time with carrol climbing up darcy's back for mark of the year (soon to be decade, then century), trapper to get 40 odd and purposely spear one at eagleton from 30 meters away that knocks him out for a mere 10 minutes

jones with 39 hard ball gets

and the icing on the cake is holland kicking a goal from 3 meters out directly in front (he does make the umpy work though :) )

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