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30 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Now Grimes is a late out for the Tigers

he hasn't been much chop this year, but

 
4 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Do footy players go through some media training that make them inclined or contracted to use the word obviously? 

Obviously 

 

I had a big luncheon at the Cosmo in Trentham with disgraced Demonlander Biffen.

Of course , ! had to pay - FMD !

Not sure how I got back to The Manor but I've put a shiltoad on the dogs .

14 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Do footy players go through some media training that make them inclined or contracted to use the word obviously? 

Yeah, nah


15 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Do footy players go through some media training that make them inclined or contracted to use the word obviously? 

I'd say so, but only inside the 4 walls and one week at a time.

 

The Bulldogs have taken an average jumper and turned it into a Gold Coast level pile of [censored]. 

Did we break Richmond, or were they just not that good? They've conceded like 8 goals in the last 15 minutes of footy.

No Dusty this week either.


Serious question: are Richmond actually tanking? 
It’s all very suspicious. 

Richmond really dont like Marvel stadium

Edited by Jibroni


Why do teams always play well against us and are absolute slop against everyone else? 🫠

10 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Why do teams always play well against us and are absolute slop against everyone else? 🫠

Takes a lot out of teams trying to go with the dees.

And in the tigers case tonight, a five day break compounds that (short breaks really do have a massive impact - which makes our early season form even more impressive given how many we had of them)

Edited by binman

Christ almighty this is the worst defensive effort I’ve seen all year from anyone. It’s West Coast level putrid. 

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Why do teams always play well against us and are absolute slop against everyone else? 🫠

5 day break. AFL and it’s fixture equality. 


The dogs must have finished game loading last week 

 
23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I had a big luncheon at the Cosmo in Trentham with disgraced Demonlander Biffen.

Of course , ! had to pay - FMD !

Not sure how I got back to The Manor but I've put a shiltoad on the dogs .

I'd say that's safe.


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