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2 hours ago, BDA said:

Daniher has been useless 

Coz he is friggen Useless same as marshmallow Hipwood!

 

Jones has been subbed because of a migraine? His eyes look like he’s smoked 5 bongs.

 
26 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Stunned that Aliir has been allowed to return to the field. It wasn't the 20 minutes and defies duty of care.

Yeah it’s pretty weird, he was out straight after the hit


1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Port playing funny buggers with the concussion protocols methinks. 

Port want to play him next week, f*@k potential long tem health concerns. The AFL has to come down hard on Port. Putting the competition in jeopardy.  Yes I'm serious.

1 hour ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Hopefully King of our own destiny

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22nd Century Schitzoid Man could be Jeelong, False teeth club, Port Shizzen , or Brisbane Bears!

 

How much would you love to have a power forward like Tex Walker in our team?

1 minute ago, McQueen said:

How much would you love to have a power forward like Tex Walker in our team?

Not watching the game but if it's like last week it's the delivery inside 50.


2 minutes ago, Palace Dees said:

Port want to play him next week, f*@k potential long tem health concerns. The AFL has to come down hard on Port. Putting the competition in jeopardy.  Yes I'm serious.

Disgraceful.  Maybe the "Integrity Officer" 😀 will investigate.  Should forfeit all points for the year.

Looking at the replay Aliir Aliir was out cold his arms stiffened up, apparently the doctor watched the replay and made his decision based on that lol, that’s laughable 


9 minutes ago, BDA said:

What a goal walker. 

Preposterous & on the left

1 minute ago, brendan said:

Looking at the replay Aliir Aliir was out cold his arms stiffened up, apparently the doctor watched the replay and made his decision based on that lol, that’s laughable 

Dont ask 

Dont tell assessment?


7 minutes ago, Palace Dees said:

Port want to play him next week, f*@k potential long tem health concerns. The AFL has to come down hard on Port. Putting the competition in jeopardy.  Yes I'm serious.

I think they had Kochie's cash cow check em both out. 

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2 minutes ago, brendan said:

Looking at the replay Aliir Aliir was out cold his arms stiffened up, apparently the doctor watched the replay and made his decision based on that lol, that’s laughable 

Little question that they were both KOd.   Something stinks.  "Migraine" FFS 😮

 

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