Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

NON-MFC: Rd 20 2023

Featured Replies

My husband just stated that Carlton supporters are feral 🙄🙄

 

Even the umpires are circle jerking over Collingwood

Can’t wait for it to all fall apart 

Edited by Jaded No More

Tough guy Daicos pushing Motlop, who is smaller than him.

 

Will be more fun knocking out Collingwood after a 21-2 home & away season. 

WTF is Howe doing?

broken arm or not, two sleeves or zero sleeves

you’re not Michael Jackson

Umps are paying heaps of frees, but I reckon they're all there so far.

 
1 minute ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Maynard thinks he’s an enforcer.

I dislike some players, and there are others who annoy me, but there are few I loathe watching. Maynard is a total anchor-with-a-w, faux tough guy and dipstick. Can't stand watching him.

4 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Maynard thinks he’s an enforcer.

hilarious. McGovern wasn’t even looking for a fight. 

Mr Jumper punches


3 minutes ago, biggestred said:

Where is carltons clash strip? 

This.

Who thought this would work

Carlton smashing Collingwood in key contests, turning the ball over and making them pay on the rebound due to Collingwood being super-aggressive - very similar to the KB game.

alright true confession time, i’ve ended up loading up on the Blues

plan is to cash out at 3/4 time

2 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

I dislike some players, and there are others who annoy me, but there are few I loathe watching. Maynard is a total anchor-with-a-w, faux tough guy and dipstick. Can't stand watching him.

Agree - add Cox to that list. 

25 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

2 of their 3 goals came directly from his poor kicking. I think Coaches like him deep and forced to kick. He’s a great mark, but the penetration in his kick is shallow.

very true mate

never noticed this before


1 minute ago, DubDee said:

very true mate

never noticed this before

To be fair it’s literally the only weakness in his game. He’s a great player.


The Magnificent Pies are not winning

Commentators quiet and confused

maybe a deadly virus has spread through the Pies camp?

Pies are very susceptible to being beaten in the contest. It’s been their issue for a long time, which is exactly why their “dominance” will mean nothing in finals if they don’t improve that aspect of their game. 
 

Their backline is also not great under pressure. 

I thought they weren't allowed to talk about big Cox on tv until after 9pm?

 
1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

To be fair it’s literally the only weakness in his game. He’s a great player.

He is but the blues seem to have him a bit flustered, cutting off the easy kicks has him trying too much. 


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • REPORT: Carlton

    The text messages started flooding in shortly after quarter time. One read: “Is Melbourne even at the ground?” Moments later, as Carlton’s Elijah Hollands kicked the first goal of the second term, the Blues held a commanding 43-point lead. By then, the Demons’ only score was a behind kicked by Brody Mihocek nearly five minutes into the game. Ironically, Mihocek would also register the last minor score of the day after the game took a dramatic turnaround. 

    • 4 replies
  • POSTGAME: Carlton

    The Demons snatched Victory form the Jaws of Defeat as they clawed their way back from 43 points down to win by 23 points in Max Gawn and Tom McDonald's 250th matches at the MCG. Never in Doubt!!!

      • Haha
    • 432 replies
  • PODCAST: Carlton

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on TUESDAY, 31st March @ 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we dissect the Dees miraculous 66 point turnaround win against the Blues at the G.

    • 35 replies
  • VOTES: Carlton

    The Milestone Man Max Gawn is currently leading the Demonland Player of the Year Award from Jack Steele, Jacob van Rooyen & Christian Salem. Your votes please for the Demons come from way behind win against the Blues. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, & 1.

    • 77 replies
  • GAMEDAY: Carlton

    It’s Game Day and the Demons are back at the MCG for a big occasion, celebrating the 250-game milestones of Premiership pair Max Gawn and Tom McDonald, while rookie Paddy Cross gets his first taste of AFL football against the Blues. What are you hoping to see from the Dees today?

    • 585 replies
  • NON-MFC: Round 03

    Round 3 of the 2026 AFL Premiership Season kicks off on tonight. Follow along and discuss all the big games not involving the Dees. Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Demons?

    • 339 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.