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My husband just stated that Carlton supporters are feral 🙄🙄

 

Even the umpires are circle jerking over Collingwood

Can’t wait for it to all fall apart 

Edited by Jaded No More

Tough guy Daicos pushing Motlop, who is smaller than him.

 

Will be more fun knocking out Collingwood after a 21-2 home & away season. 

WTF is Howe doing?

broken arm or not, two sleeves or zero sleeves

you’re not Michael Jackson

Umps are paying heaps of frees, but I reckon they're all there so far.

 
1 minute ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Maynard thinks he’s an enforcer.

I dislike some players, and there are others who annoy me, but there are few I loathe watching. Maynard is a total anchor-with-a-w, faux tough guy and dipstick. Can't stand watching him.

4 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Maynard thinks he’s an enforcer.

hilarious. McGovern wasn’t even looking for a fight. 

Mr Jumper punches


3 minutes ago, biggestred said:

Where is carltons clash strip? 

This.

Who thought this would work

Carlton smashing Collingwood in key contests, turning the ball over and making them pay on the rebound due to Collingwood being super-aggressive - very similar to the KB game.

alright true confession time, i’ve ended up loading up on the Blues

plan is to cash out at 3/4 time

2 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

I dislike some players, and there are others who annoy me, but there are few I loathe watching. Maynard is a total anchor-with-a-w, faux tough guy and dipstick. Can't stand watching him.

Agree - add Cox to that list. 

25 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

2 of their 3 goals came directly from his poor kicking. I think Coaches like him deep and forced to kick. He’s a great mark, but the penetration in his kick is shallow.

very true mate

never noticed this before


1 minute ago, DubDee said:

very true mate

never noticed this before

To be fair it’s literally the only weakness in his game. He’s a great player.


The Magnificent Pies are not winning

Commentators quiet and confused

maybe a deadly virus has spread through the Pies camp?

Pies are very susceptible to being beaten in the contest. It’s been their issue for a long time, which is exactly why their “dominance” will mean nothing in finals if they don’t improve that aspect of their game. 
 

Their backline is also not great under pressure. 

I thought they weren't allowed to talk about big Cox on tv until after 9pm?

 
1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

To be fair it’s literally the only weakness in his game. He’s a great player.

He is but the blues seem to have him a bit flustered, cutting off the easy kicks has him trying too much. 


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