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Bog ordinary.

i know the ground is a slop, but we’re BOTH playing on that slop.

Who even is this team????

 

Seriously we need to learn how to kick accurately.

Same story every week now.

Poor footy.

 

How does Grundy get tackled before the ball is even thrown out thats holding the man where is the free kick maybe weVe had enough already

 
1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Sadly it appears Liam Jurrah isn’t there. The roads have been closed which must be the reason since he loves this match every year. 😢

I need more good news from you… not less 😭


1 minute ago, wizardinoz said:

Great selection Joel Smith. Complete waste of space at this stage. 

Meanwhile JVR kicking 4 and probably multiple contested marks.

Just now, titan_uranus said:

+40 disposals, +12 free kicks, +31 CPs, +14 clearances, +21 inside 50s, +6 scoring shots, but losing. 

thems some tasty PREMIERSHIP METRICS.

 

We just need to do what it takes to get this job done. Stop piddling around with too much handball. 

1 minute ago, titan_uranus said:

+40 disposals, +12 free kicks, +31 CPs, +14 clearances, +21 inside 50s, +6 scoring shots, but losing. 

How on earth are we losing this game…!?!?!

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Just now, titan_uranus said:

+40 disposals, +12 free kicks, +31 CPs, +14 clearances, +21 inside 50s, +6 scoring shots, but losing. 

But minus 100% in skill.

Just now, wizardinoz said:

Never have a small at the back of the pack. Chandler is the invisible man surely can't be gifted a game next week.

It's lazy, just hanging out there hoping it will skid to the back. 


18 minutes ago, Nascent said:

Somethings wrong at this club. What a waste of talent.

Maybe that’s the problem? We think we have the list to win another one.

Our list is out of balance. We need 2-3 elite ball users off half back and in the HF area that are reasonably big bodied (ie not Salem / Bowey) and are good natural athletes. 

1 minute ago, titan_uranus said:

+40 disposals, +12 free kicks, +31 CPs, +14 clearances, +21 inside 50s, +6 scoring shots, but losing. 

We are also dominating the falling over count by a mile.

1 minute ago, layzie said:

We just need to do what it takes to get this job done. Stop piddling around with too much handball. 

This 👆

The problem again is the small forwards. Chandler, ANB, Kozzie and Melk simply can't get it done. Don't expect Brown or Smith to get many looks. 


We can hope the champion team shows up in the last...🤞🏻

 
2 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

+40 disposals, +12 free kicks, +31 CPs, +14 clearances, +21 inside 50s, +6 scoring shots, but losing. 

+40 disposals but only +8 effective disposals - wasteful

We got panned for not wanting it enough last week and not going hard enough. Show them what we're made of. 


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