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NON-MFC: Rd 16 2023

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What's happened to Matt Rowell? 

 

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    GC will be lucky to get a goal by half time the way this is going

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    That was unreal from the Howe kick out.

    Never in the world have we ever attempted what he just did.

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    28 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

    What's happened to Matt Rowell? 

     

    Bloke cannot physically move

    Shows why athleticism is the most valued trait in footy

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    Stuart Dew: can eat pies, can't coach.

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    8 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

    Stuart Dew: can eat pies, can't coach.

    Will have lots of free time to lose a few kgs next year methinks.

    Dont need to worry about a 20th licence, either Suns should fold or merge with GWS and keep the comp at 18 teams.

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    Collingwood remind me so much of the 2021 Bulldogs.

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    8 minutes ago, A F said:

    Collingwood remind me so much of the 2021 Bulldogs.

    We're gonna pump in the GF?

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    15 minutes ago, BDA said:

    Pathetic from the Suns

    They keep making me lose in my tipping competition 😡😡, I have lost 4 rounds because of them. Don't know why I keep trusting them.

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    Pies just look like they are centrally by by AI. Their game at times looks so ridiculously in sync that you would say it’s flukey - but it is not.
     

    Yes the Suns really suck and I think this game will just about seal Dewy’s fate. Poor fella - had a Rolls Royce list but could never really create a team environment. They need to bring in Hardwick and a brand new coaching panel. 

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    33 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

    Stuart Dew: can eat pies, can't coach.

    Full bag of pies from Costco.

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    At least the stands will still stay full, unless Pie fans think it’s time to hit Jupiters.

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    24 minutes ago, A F said:

    Collingwood remind me so much of the 2021 Bulldogs.

    Yes. But I reckon they’re more deliberately creative - and they pull it off so many times. And a feature in this game has been the breakneck speed running past the ball carrier - incredible. They get 20-25 meters instantly each time. But then a silky delivery into 50. Very impressive.

    No pressure in this game of course. We showed what can happen if you hassle and block and choke their ball movement.

    But the Pies style looks very, very good if you give them an inch. 

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    Collingwood showing what a genuine contender should do against a bottom 10 team.

    We should do similar against GWS tomorrow.

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    This game is all about the meaningless of the Suns. I’d love to know their stats in the last 10 weeks of a season since their inception. They still can’t hang in when it matters.

    They don’t mean anything, and nobody cares. I bet Fitzroy wish they were given this much grace.

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    1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

    This game is all about the meaningless of the Suns. I’d love to know their stats in the last 10 weeks of a season since their inception. They still can’t hang in when it matters.

    They don’t mean anything, and nobody cares. I bet Fitzroy wish they were given this much grace.

    Just send them to Tasmania and keep the competition at 18 teams.

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    31 minutes ago, praha said:

    Collingwood showing what a genuine contender should do against a bottom 10 team.

    We should do similar against GWS tomorrow.

    If we were doing this to the Suns, Demonlanders would say, well, it's only Gold Coast, this is the bare minimum.

    We love a good re-frame on Demonland though.

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    27 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

    Just send them to Tasmania and keep the competition at 18 teams.

    Hope we're talking about Hawthorn here... 👌

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    3 minutes ago, A F said:

    If we were doing this to the Suns, Demonlanders would say, well, it's only Gold Coast, this is the bare minimum.

    We love a good re-frame on Demonland though.

    I mean we barely got out of Metricon alive. 
    But the Suns don’t play second halves of seasons. The bye is their end of season trip. 

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    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    I mean we barely got out of Metricon alive. 
    But the Suns don’t play second halves of seasons. The bye is their end of season trip. 

    That's it. I'd be quite happy to play the Suns between Round 16-24. Remember what we did to them at Marvel in 2021? They throw in the towel pretty quickly.

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