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3 minutes ago, Jontee said:

Joe the goose

Nothing I have seen tonight makes me diverge from my long held opinion that he, Joe Daniher, is THE dumbest player ever to play AFL VFL. 

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9 minutes ago, SPC said:

Does BT deliberately call players by the wrong name? I’m assuming they give him binoculars in the box 

Probably not - that would imply deliberation which is quite a sophisticated human  brain function.  

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Brisbane are debuting Jaspa Fletcher tonight. Yep, Jaspa. JASPA. What is wrong with some people?

Apparently you can now text into the registry of births, deaths and marriages. His brothers are called JDN and N8. 

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17 minutes ago, McQueen said:

[censored] I’m bent right now. 

[censored] I wish I was bent right now.

 

What a hard watch this game is. 

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BT is only now just learning about the goal celebration songs during Brisbane home games. Surely he’s commentated Brisbane matches this season before tonight?

Also, Richo just suggested that Joe Daniher chose the song “Frozen” because of his child. My theory is that they’re told to choose a song that’s well-known. Joe actually has great taste in music but it’s mostly not mainstream and therefore not widely known. I reckon he chose frozen for a bit of a laugh.

Now, back to watching the ga…zzzzzzzz 😴 

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12 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

[censored] I wish I was bent right now.

 

What a hard watch this game is. 

The Ashes?

Think it’s a good game so far. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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1 minute ago, McQueen said:

The Ashes?

Think it’s a good game so far. 🤷🏻‍♂️

You must be stoned if you think the cricket is a good.

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Just now, dl4e said:

You must be stoned if you think the cricket is a good.

Wut?

 

I’m watching Netflix. 

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2 minutes ago, McQueen said:

The Ashes?

Think it’s a good game so far. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don’t know how to watch the cricket. I have Kayo but they’re not broadcasting it. And it’s not on one of the channel 7 suite. 

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That “high” free to Daniher is exactly the anomaly that I have been harping on about for ages.

He went into the contest head first.  Risked not only concussion but also a broken neck.  This really needs to be addressed and be penalized. 

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2 minutes ago, demosaw said:

It’s on 9, or 9HD (90)

I thought channel 9 no longer had the cricket. 🤔 

edit: channel 7 got the rights in 2017. I remember this because I won the last ever classic catches in 2016. Yep, a year’s worth of KFC 😋

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Sydney, 2022 Grand Finalists, look absolutely cooked.   I must say I don’t follow them enough - what is their age demographic? Other than with AFL HQ draft support, and COLA, are they on the skids medium term?

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