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Just now, Demonland said:

My Demons seats area too. Not happy with Dees fans giving their tickets to Pie friends. I pay good money so I don’t have to rub shoulders with filth. 

Bizarre behaviour. 

Five members of my close family (parents, siblings) are Pies supporters. People I love, obviously. But today they are my sworn enemy. If any of them asked me for a ticket I’d hand them a toilet roll. 

 
17 minutes ago, Demonland said:

My Demons seats area too. Not happy with Dees fans giving their tickets to Pie friends. I pay good money so I don’t have to rub shoulders with filth. 

How do you know they have tickets and didn’t just sneak in? 
I would check. 

37 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well, I'm heading off to the G and intend downing a few pregame thirst quenchers.

If, as my Cardiologist confidently predicts, the big one arrives today, may I land and splatter as many filth supporters as possible.

Will keep my ears peeled for something similar to this eminating from the filth throng...

 

 
1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Jack Ginnavan a potential late out today.

Triple M just interviewed Josh Fraser and he certainly didn’t deny the rumour.

Seen on the train:

1. About half the men on the carriage wearing tracksuit pants

2. Drunks smoking on the bridge between the carriages

3. Group of delinquent Collingwood supporting teens vaping on the carriage


 
2 minutes ago, praha said:

Seen on the train:

1. About half the men on the carriage wearing tracksuit pants

2. Drunks smoking on the bridge between the carriages

3. Group of delinquent Collingwood supporting teens vaping on the carriage

And they’re probably the better behaved contingent of Collingwood supporters.


30 minutes ago, Demonland said:

My Demons seats area too. Not happy with Dees fans giving their tickets to Pie friends. I pay good money so I don’t have to rub shoulders with filth.

Where we started:

'Lot of Collingwood supporters here but all I see are gate receipts'

Nek minnit:

'I pay good money so I don’t have to rub shoulders with filth.'

After watching the last couple of games this round im guessing that the rule

of the week is "push in the back". Max will hopeful get his reward today!

Last week there were quite a few Carlton supporters in the RedLegs area too…should ban oppo colours in the non-guest premium areas

1 hour ago, BigFez said:

Can anyone remember the last time we went into a game not as the bookies favourite?

Imagine saying that sentence to your 2013 self.

I'm pretty sure the lions were favourites, just, against the lions in round 2.

But you'd probably have to go back to the 2021 season for the next example (maybe the dogs round 17 loss?).


8 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

If everyone outside the stadium were to die how long would it take to breed out the Pie supporters?

Steady on. I think that is a bit harsh and over the top wishful thinking. What’s wrong with forceful sterilisation? 

Do these Fox commentators get paid money. “Melbourne’s main problem is an inability to score” are we not one of highest scoring teams?

Glad to see the all the optimism - I wish I could share this. Reality is this is going to be a tough game to win - we have been in really poor form for the last month or two and thinking it’ll just change is a bit of wishful thinking. 

On the positive side, the Pies are starting to come off their phenomenal form, starting to look tired, have some illness sweeping through their club and have had a few soft kills in the past few games. 

Its going to be less than a goal.

 

A score for every i50 would be nice, 50/50 goals/behinds would be better, 100/0 in first qtr would be Deelightful!

Go Dees, light up the score board!


The lady checking tickets in M50 told me she’s already kicked some Pies fans out. I told her to please keep an eye out and she promised she will. 
The issue is they sneak in from underneath 😡

 

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