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Just now, Heart Beats True said:

Like May saying he thinks we played a bit of Hollywood footy the last ten minutes and that’s not on. Good stuff.

Agree but he was part of it when he wasted that shot. He knew petracca was the better set shot

 
1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

If kozzie turned around he could have passed it to Chandler then

Answered my question thanks

Just now, Heart Beats True said:

Like May saying he thinks we played a bit of Hollywood footy the last ten minutes and that’s not on. Good stuff.

Has anyone seen May and this guy in the same room?

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Folks on this thread are after 💯% perfection right! Right? 🤷‍♂️


1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Has anyone seen May and this guy in the same room?

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No I f**king haven’t right! 

Just now, Engorged Onion said:

Folks on this thread are after 💯% perfection right! Right? 🤷‍♂️

Agreed. That was a good quarter. They shut it down as I expected they would. It’s unsustainable for 4 quarters. 
It also got really cold really quickly and the ball got very slippery. Time to adjust to the conditions and come out hard in the second half. 

 
3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Has anyone seen May and this guy in the same room?

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He's here he's there he's every f--kin where.


2 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

Folks on this thread are after 💯% perfection right! Right? 🤷‍♂️

when the opposition is THIS bad...yes.

Trac, Clarry and Viney putting on a clinic

1 minute ago, Engorged Onion said:

Folks on this thread are after 💯% perfection right! Right? 🤷‍♂️

Not at all...i'd be ok with 99.9% 

Wasted two goal opportunities that quarter with May's stupid call to Trac & Spargo's attempted pass to Oliver. Need to cut out the lairising & just take the shot.


This is the impact Paul Roos has had on the game. When he came to Melbourne it was all about deficit minimisation. Mitchell is very good at it. And if they steal a win then great. Otherwise it's follow the process, forget the scoreboard. Hawks playing with pride. But this should be at least a 10 goal win. Anything less than 60 points is a win for Hawthorn's development. That's how they see it. Hawks have huge Melbourne 2014-2015 vibes about them atm.

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12 minutes ago, praha said:

Hate to find a negative in this but Langdon is unaccountable and useless.

Has gone right of the boil lately

Just landed in Melbourne, saw Petty injured on the AFL app- any updates on what it is and severity? Cheers 

3 minutes ago, Bang Bang Bang said:

Steven May not happy despite being up 54-9. What’s his Demonland alias? 

Guessing bluey


May going a bit better than recent weeks.

Now to bury this mob & Fritsch to find some touch in this second half

May having a good 200th.

I hope we come out and bury this mob. ( some more)

2 minutes ago, Constant Mongrel said:

when the opposition is THIS bad...yes.

Hawks are doing their best to keep this under 100 points. 10+ goal win today would be good.

 

Stay humble, Dees. I remember the scoreline was the other way round...one notorious day at vfl park...

1 minute ago, SPC said:

Just landed in Melbourne, saw Petty injured on the AFL app- any updates on what it is and severity? Cheers 

He's OK. He had his toe strapped.

Playing really well.


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