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NON-MFC: Rd 03 2023

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Really want the Dogs to get up even tho I despise them.ย 
I canโ€™t stand the Lions either and itโ€™s good for us to have competitors drop games they should win.ย 

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That kick from Macrae wasnโ€™t 15, yet lions got pinned earlier in the qtr for exactly the same thing.

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5 minutes ago, BDA said:

not this time libba. blatant throw

Throws more than Tom Bradyย 


5 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Lobb has been completey ineffective so far this season

Clearly spends more time at the hairdressers then working on his craft, heโ€™s a 6โ€6 giraffeย 

3 minutes ago, layzie said:

He's so bad that I can't remember if he's at Freo or the Dogsย 

I think heโ€™s not quite right. I donโ€™t remember him being this bad at all.ย 

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what an awful game

both sides are lucky the other team is so awful or they'd be getting smashed


Yeah, no clearing kick out of the centre and landing in Zorkoโ€™s lap tonight.ย 

Disappointing dogs bring effort and can do this to lions and we dish up what we did last week.ย 

Laa-laa and Po have gone missing this week.

hang on we beat the dogs by 50

lions should have beaten us by 50

why arenโ€™t the lions gonna beat the dogs by 100?

or should we not overreact to one game???

2 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Yeah, no clearing kick out of the centre and landing in Zorkoโ€™s lap tonight.ย 

Dogs are doing a good job of frustrating their movement.


Fagan a sook, Joe is a goose, Zorko is an average humanโ€ฆ my new most hated side!ย 

has there ever been a moe apt name then Nought-ton

best young fwd in the game lines upโ€ฆ

nought

11 minutes ago, layzie said:

He's so bad that I can't remember if he's at Freo or the Dogsย 

Astounding.ย  The Dogs two talls are both out of form

3 minutes ago, SPC said:

Fagan a sook, Joe is a goose, Zorko is an average humanโ€ฆ my new most hated side!ย 

Excellent summation

Apart from the midfield, lots of Dogs players being pushed off the ball or off the play too easily. English, Naughton, Ugle-Hagan, Lobb, etc... Lack of physical presence and grit.ย 

And if they keep on not kicking it to Bailey Smith who is running his guts out to space and being ignored, he is going to blow a fuse. Something not right at the Kennel.


5 minutes ago, DubDee said:

hang on we beat the dogs by 50

lions should have beaten us by 50

why arenโ€™t the lions gonna beat the dogs by 100?

or should we not overreact to one game???

Easy there Sheldon

6 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Lobb has all the presence of a wilted lettuce leaf.ย 

Heโ€™s 7cm taller and 2kg lighter than Shane Mumford. And he looks faster and more athletic.

Even when Mumford was out of the game, he made sure opposition players were looking for him once they got the ball.

I doubt thereโ€™s a single player that physically fears Lobb.ย 
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What a goal from Baker! keep it up son

great moment from Jamara, sticking it up the racistย 

lions should take it from here. dogs have no defensive structureย 

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