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Oliver and Trac both on the bench 

Petty with a knee 

I just need the ground to open up and swallow us whole and we can call it a day 

Neale bullen footsteps !!

Gus sloppy disposal x3 !! 

umps crucifying

oliver disposal poor 

Harmes oh no 

grundy 👍🏻
lever 👍🏻
bbb👍🏻

 
2 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

Just had a free pour gin. I’m on my way!!

Bout time 


 

Luke Hodge just saw a crowd of players and said ‘it just looks so crowded’

I’m not convinced he’s all there.


15 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Name the alternative 

Pig 

Good god

people throwing themselves off a cliff

Top golfers spent 90% of their time not winning

top tennis players spend 90% of their time winning

footy = tennis

This one is in our 10%

5 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Typical Viney just rugby mentality

Cut that [censored] out. So easy to sling mud from the sidelines. Call yourself a supporter. 

McVee on Daniher haha


Trac looks horrible. Fumble fumble fumble. 

I can’t believe how much cleaner Brisbane have been with handling the football. 


They are murdering us in the clearances. Never seen us smashed in the middle for a long time.

Lol Tomo what the

 
2 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

This game just looks like it’s gonna peter out without much else happening.

Do something to change the state of the game. Come on Goody, come on anyone. Our inability to change mid course continues to be a problem.

It's an extraordinary problem. If we're winning, it doesn't matter... but not infrequently, Goodwin hasn't made changes when games are slipping away. Just more of the same. He won us a flag, so he gets plenty (nearly infinite!) credit, but I am not sure how good a game-day coach he is.

Embarrassing stuff 

Just not good enough 


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