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NON-MFC: Rd 02 2023

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Outstanding example of just how stupid and unclear this deliberate rule is.

 
Just now, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

Wouldn't pick 6 be nice in the kitty at the end of the year.

Will sit nicely next to another premiership cup I think

 

mr GIF

 

57 free kicks in the north Freo game . Freo got 34 and where probably stiff not to get a shot after the siren from. A deliberate out of bounds and it was glorious to watch!!


Definitely the most interesting start to an AFL season I’ve seen.

Sucks we lost last night but really enjoyed the footy we’ve seen around the competition so far.

47 minutes ago, DutchDemons said:

Come home Jackson.

he can stay where he is. Grundy and the picks coming our way are worth way more. 

Forget Freo for a second, if North's performance doesn't inspire you. Then you ain't human.

 

Well that is it then. Dogs are a mess. And now we can have a huge LOL at Freo.

18 minutes ago, layzie said:

Forget Freo for a second, if North's performance doesn't inspire you. Then you ain't human.

I.Am.Not.Human.

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I wonder if Max has sent LJ a few Text Messages lately. 
Must be a weird feeling for him, watching his Young Teammate stink it up so badly. 
The press over there will crucify him

17 minutes ago, layzie said:

Forget Freo for a second, if North's performance doesn't inspire you. Then you ain't human.

I have a couple of North supporting mates. I'm kinda happy for them to win, when we were down for so long these friends were wrapped for our recent success. 

Still want us to get a % boost when we play them...

37 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Outstanding example of just how stupid and unclear this deliberate rule is.

but if you watch the clock, it went to 00 just as the ball bounced before the boundary line

so it didn't go oob in game time


24 minutes ago, layzie said:

Forget Freo for a second, if North's performance doesn't inspire you. Then you ain't human.

It’s good for the competition. I’m genuinely glad to see them improve, especially when they’re taking down the likes of Freo in the process. 
I am also really happy for Sheezel. I’m Jewish and it is a massive massive deal to have a Jewish kid not only drafted into the AFL but be a genuine star. It’s really fantastic. I wonder if today is the first time two Jewish players have taken the field together in the same side? 
 

6 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I wonder if Max has sent LJ a few Text Messages lately. 
Must be a weird feeling for him, watching his Young Teammate stink it up so badly. 
The press over there will crucify him

Jackson should be texting Max to see how his knee is. Gawn did all he could to make Jackson a star and he [censored] all over him and our club. Deserves nothing. 

53 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Beveridge has to go. The Saints injury list is huge

 

The one thing with Ross Lyon coaching is you don't need a spectacular list. He has proven this time and time again. That game plan of relentless pressure on the ball carrier, all team defence and being harder for longer exposed a few of the DOgs.

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

but if you watch the clock, it went to 00 just as the ball bounced before the boundary line

so it didn't go oob in game time

There is a full day of SEN employment 

They love it 

3 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

There is a full day of SEN employment 

They love it 

does anyone really listen to sen?

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:


 

Jackson should be texting Max to see how his knee is. Gawn did all he could to make Jackson a star and he [censored] all over him and our club. Deserves nothing. 

LJ probably has sent him multiple text messages. They are mates

LJ was given shocking advice, and yes he must take some of the blame. But he certainly isn’t ready for the Monster Contract. 
I will be watching closely…


5 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

The one thing with Ross Lyon coaching is you don't need a spectacular list. He has proven this time and time again. That game plan of relentless pressure on the ball carrier, all team defence and being harder for longer exposed a few of the DOgs.

You have to be a good player to play that way over 4 Quarters 

I thought the Saints were out of gas in the 2nd Quarter. But they regrouped at Halftime and put the foot down 

It was very impressive 

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

does anyone really listen to sen?

That’s a good question, I used to listen all the time then Hutchy took over and he did do a couple of ok things but largely ruined the station. I hardly listen to it at all now. 
 

The race for the top four and eight this year is going to be incredibly close. 

 
31 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

It’s good for the competition. I’m genuinely glad to see them improve, especially when they’re taking down the likes of Freo in the process. 
I am also really happy for Sheezel. I’m Jewish and it is a massive massive deal to have a Jewish kid not only drafted into the AFL but be a genuine star. It’s really fantastic. I wonder if today is the first time two Jewish players have taken the field together in the same side? 
 

Jackson should be texting Max to see how his knee is. Gawn did all he could to make Jackson a star and he [censored] all over him and our club. Deserves nothing. 

This kid is a bonafide jet. I'm happy to say it after two games. 

Good on him, the online abuse and other rubbish he had to deal with was very ordinary. 


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