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First child born on Thursday so her indoctrination as a little Demon starts tonight. 

Winnie and Daddy will be barracking hard from the couch! Will of course be trying to be on my best behaviour…

Hunter to play a blinder - Dees by 18 points.

Edited by OhMyDees

Sitting in another £&#@@ing airport waiting for another &£#@ing flight. Takes off an hour before the bounce and lands 3 hours after. An hour stopover before another flight. Then a 4 hour stopover before the final flight not even sure there will be internet coverage at the final stopover. 
 

it’s a great life...... at least that is what I keep telling myself.

confidence in the team to trot out winners by 5 goals

go Dees

PS. Sorry about the underline. Brain fade

 

Will Clarry play off half-back during the game, or was that just for the trial?


4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Hid it too well.

That’s what we used to do….not anymore 💙♥️

 
44 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Gee, WCW, there just might be a reason why you have stomach flutters haha

Every. single. match. 


21 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Have we already received our members scarves or do we need to collect them before the game?

I seem to remember receiving one when my membership arrived but I can't find it anywhere.

Can’t pick up scarves at the ground anymore anyways. 

32 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Have we already received our members scarves or do we need to collect them before the game?

I seem to remember receiving one when my membership arrived but I can't find it anywhere.

I got mine with the membership package 

I forgot about it and couldn’t remember where I put it… spent 20 minutes searching for it only to find it in the backpack I normally take to games 🤦‍♀️
 

edit: just got a text from my dad “did we get scarves? Where is mine?”…. How do I know where you put your scarf man?!

Edited by Jaded No More

Can’t wait for the first bounce. Dropped into the Union Club for refreshments in this heat. Hopefully I make it in time😁.

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46 minutes ago, CHF said:

Sitting in another £&#@@ing airport waiting for another &£#@ing flight. Takes off an hour before the bounce and lands 3 hours after. An hour stopover before another flight. Then a 4 hour stopover before the final flight not even sure there will be internet coverage at the final stopover. 
 

it’s a great life...... at least that is what I keep telling myself.

confidence in the team to trot out winners by 5 goals

go Dees

PS. Sorry about the underline. Brain fade

...and then you have to hang out with Anna Kendrick. (Maximum obscure reference)

Was 37 degrees when I Vermont 40 mins ago, is about 22 degrees here just outside the MCG now!

If you get cold easily pack a jumper!


4 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Great now I have to take a bulldog supporter with me and a cocky 14 year old boy at that fml

Don’t go mate. 

Bad sign and all that.

Won’t be a great time. 

… 

YOUR PRESENCE MAKES US LOSE!

I’m sorry, I overreacted. Enjoy the game.

Sorry for posting the MOZ quote in January: since then Viney, May, Fritsch, and Salem have gone down, and I know it's all my fault, mean culpa, mea culpa mea maxima culpa....

I hope I don't get a rosary of Hail Mary's as Penance, forgot the words, and prefer Bloody Marys anyhow....

16 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I got mine with the membership package 

I forgot about it and couldn’t remember where I put it… spent 20 minutes searching for it only to find it in the backpack I normally take to games 🤦‍♀️
 

edit: just got a text from my dad “did we get scarves? Where is mine?”…. How do I know where you put your scarf man?!

I've just had the same conversation with my dad!  Poor bugger didn't realise he had to opt into the pack, but at least he has his old scarves to choose from

1 hour ago, OhMyDees said:

First child born on Thursday so her indoctrination as a little Demon starts tonight. 

Winnie and Daddy will be barracking hard from the couch! Will of course be trying to be on my best behaviour…

Hunter to play a blinder - Dees by 18 points.

Congrats!


8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

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Looks like ladies underwear and handbag in the background,whats going on there

13 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

I've just had the same conversation with my dad!  Poor bugger didn't realise he had to opt into the pack, but at least he has his old scarves to choose from

As soon as that option came in I rang my dad and told him what to do step by step. I had no doubt he wouldn’t read the email and just go “oh yeah auto renewal”. 

 
1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Have we already received our members scarves or do we need to collect them before the game?

I seem to remember receiving one when my membership arrived but I can't find it anywhere.

I needed to ring or email the club, email did it asking for my scarfes not sure I got any in the member pack 


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