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TRAINING: Wednesday 14th December 2022

Deespicable
in Melbourne Demons

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Loving the new Oliver look.

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    35 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Loving the new Oliver look.

    The vote getting Brownlow look...

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    1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Loving the new Oliver look.

    Looks like something from My Little Pony with the mane blowing back like that.

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    Anyone know who is flying behind Max in pic 44?

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    3 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

    I was wondering about those words ('deadeye d*ck') appearing in the  TMac section, and it leads me to ask: Just what is a 'deadeye duck'? Is it something out of the NZ All Blacks' Thesaurus that crept into our game? Perhaps it is a tackling procedure? ...I know what happens when they try to '...fix the tap with a new wusher...' - and that turns out all wrong, as well.

    Ha ha probably dates back to Dick Turpin notorious highwayman who was probably a crack shot, it was a very common term during my school days in the country whether throwing down a wicket, kicking difficult goals or shooting a rabbit.!!!

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    51 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

    Looks like something from My Little Pony with the mane blowing back like that.

    To me he is looking very much like one of the key characters from the “Viking Series”, personally I like that Clayton has the confidence to pull it off.!!!!

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    49 minutes ago, Sydee said:

    Anyone know who is flying behind Max in pic 44?

    Jefferson, Jefferson,Jefferson Forward.!!!!

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    Thanks Deespicable for your great report a lot to like about the team and loving that Grundy, Schache and Hunter are fitting in so well, really hoping that JJ, Howes, Laurie and Taj get a good run at it next year. !!!

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    44 minutes ago, DeeZone said:

    Jefferson, Jefferson,Jefferson Forward.!!!!

    Time will tell but are we getting a Ford Fiesta or a Gen3 Mustang GT?

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    12 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

    Time will tell but are we getting a Ford Fiesta or a Gen3 Mustang GT?

    Be happy with a Maverick or Ranger TC.!!!

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    1 hour ago, DeeZone said:

    To me he is looking very much like one of the key characters from the “Viking Series”, personally I like that Clayton has the confidence to pull it off.!!!!

    Or, maybe, he doesn't have a mirror!

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    5 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

    I was wondering about those words ('deadeye d*ck') appearing in the  TMac section, and it leads me to ask: Just what is a 'deadeye duck'? Is it something out of the NZ All Blacks' Thesaurus that crept into our game? Perhaps it is a tackling procedure? ...I know what happens when they try to '...fix the tap with a new wusher...' - and that turns out all wrong, as well.

    So for our Kiwi compatriots it's Tom Duck and Megan?

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    1 hour ago, DeeZone said:

    To me he is looking very much like one of the key characters from the “Viking Series”, personally I like that Clayton has the confidence to pull it off.!!!!

    As iterated in another thread, what about this guy??

    Hawkwind - Space Bandits | Amazon.com.au | Music

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    Joel Smith in the rehab/light duties group again?! Poor bloke just can’t ever get his body right

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    A fit and firing T Mac and Lever will have a huge difference to our team. Marking was a major issues in 2022. Ball retention and rebound and transitioning fwd

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    5 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

    What are you smoking now Picket?

    Havent  heard<? the Hash party got a gig in Spring st. I'm in celebration mode!!!

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    14 hours ago, WERRIDEE said:

    Great report I'm sold on van Rooyen for round 1 after that report.

    Best 22

    B: Lever, May, Rivers

    HB: Salem, Petty, Bowey

    C: Hunter, Petracca, Langdon

    HF: Neal-Bullen, van Rooyen, Pickett

    F: Gawn, McDonald, Fritsch

    FOLL: Grundy, Oliver, Brayshaw

    IC: Viney, Harmes, Sparrow, Spargo

    SUB: Melksham

    Gawn will go back to his predominant 2018 role and play a kick behind the play, I expect increased forward pressure and forcing opposition to kick long  down the line or to take the game on with handball or risky kicks into the corridor. I expect Grundy to play forward of centre

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    2 hours ago, DeeZone said:

    Ha ha probably dates back to Dick Turpin notorious highwayman who was probably a crack shot, it was a very common term during my school days in the country whether throwing down a wicket, kicking difficult goals or shooting a rabbit.!!!

    I remember as a young buck around 12 years of age, I was out on my uncle's farm in Western Victoria near Hamilton. We were going spotlighting, and he'd invited his lead shearer to come out with us in the ute. Well, we got a bagful! Your comment on '...shooting a rabbit...' triggered one of life's great mysteries for me: There, in the distance, was a small little rabbit on its own ... about 200m away ... and the shearer lined him up in his sights on his .22 ... and just before firing at such a large target, uttered to us all ... 'I am not going to kill this poor little thing (200 metres away) ... I'm just going to stop him having babies!'

    That statement took me about six years to understand, such was my general ignorance at that age. Rather funny.

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    1 hour ago, Tarax Club said:

    Time will tell but are we getting a Ford Fiesta or a Gen3 Mustang GT?

    We are getting the Mustang at the price of a Fiesta.

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    2 hours ago, DeeZone said:

    Jefferson, Jefferson,Jefferson Forward.!!!!

    Well I'm not so sure now I look through those images again - look at pick 40 Jefferson has black socks and looks a lot paler and less hair on his legs - He could have changed socks but even so looks paler than the guy reaching over Max in pic # 44

    Quite the mystery 

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    Well I'm not so sure now I look through those images again - look at pick 40 Jefferson has black socks and looks a lot paler and less hair on his legs - He could have changed socks but even so looks paler than the guy reaching over Max in pic # 44

    Quite the mystery 

    I think it could be Kye Turner.

    Nice leap on him if it is...

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    3 hours ago, buck_nekkid said:

    Looks like something from My Little Pony with the mane blowing back like that.

    Can you please do one or all of the following:

    • Give the doll pictured below to Clary at a training session
    • Post the picture to his insta account
    • Use the picture as your avatar (perhaps photo shopping Clarry's face on)

    Image result for my little pony

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    2 hours ago, Sydee said:

    Well I'm not so sure now I look through those images again - look at pick 40 Jefferson has black socks and looks a lot paler and less hair on his legs - He could have changed socks but even so looks paler than the guy reaching over Max in pic # 44

    Quite the mystery 

    Ha ha Sydee I need to upgrade my glasses.!!!

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    What time is training at GS tomorrow? Might swing past while on a bike ride*.

     

    *subject to the climatic conditions

    Edited by Winners at last

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