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GAMEDAY: SF vs Brisbane

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Bringing you your regular Friday evening Dees, er, Sandy line update: Buses replacing trains from 10.15.

Good timing, PT. 👏

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    1 minute ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    (Too much to check if this has been noted before. Apologies if so.)

    Bringing you your regular Friday evening Dees, er, Sandy line update: Buses replacing trains from 10.15.

    Good timing, PT. 👏

    Couldn't they wait an hour until the crowds have cleared from Richmond!

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    6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Tonight’s banner has a stunning pic of Lever, Maxy, Dogga and Tracc. It will look spectacular when raised. (I’m sure other teams’ cheer squads must be envious of our banners. We’re blessed to have in the DA a rusted-on Dees diehard who runs a printing company, and the quality of his work is next level.)

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    And to the left of the pic there’s written in huge letters: 

    WE’RE NOT DONE YET!

    I can’t remember exactly the wording on the flip side (even though I cut the letters out 🤭) but I do know it includes the words ‘unbeatable’ and ‘repeatable’ so one gets the gist of it. ❤️💙

    Thanks for sharing - I love it 

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    When I left work my Collingwood friend said to me good luck tonight, I'll be cheering for you. I said thanks see you next week, she turned around and said aren't you going to wish my team good luck. I said no way. 

    I'm hoping they lose. 

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    Unbeatable, Repeatable, Forgivable

    Dees by 33

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    2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    When I left work my Collingwood friend said to me good luck tonight, I'll be cheering for you. I said thanks see you next week, she turned around and said aren't you going to wish my team good luck. I said no way. 

    I'm hoping they lose. 

    Thats the way!

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    I wonder what fagens reaction was when Joe told him he had to go home. he may have been secretly relieved.

    I'm sure may has breathed a sigh of relief, plus he was there back up ruckman. 

    Demon born.

    Demon bred.

    When I die I'll be a demon dead.

    Pumped up!!

    Go you Dees! 🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵

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    No buses this time after last week's debacle. 30 min walk from Abbotsford and imma here.

    1 hour ago, Scipio said:

    I'll be watching from Bali - anyone in the same boat and want to share a few Philip Seymour Frothmans?

    Surely you can see who is on your boat? Or is it that big??

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    15 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    Just walked past Jim's statue. Gave him a nod and said get us through Jim.

    I'm waiting for people so will quickly walk past all of them for luck 

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    i think showers more likely around 7pm than 6pm

    rain band coming in a bit slower now

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    34 minutes ago, BenBeams said:

    Demon born.

    Demon bred.

    When I die I'll be a demon dead.

    Pumped up!!

    Go you Dees! 🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵

    are you the real Ben Beams? 😍

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

     

    I am well stocked with booze and have ordered a family size double extra special pizza.

    Should be a top night.

    Be sure to order extra anchovies on your pizza, BBO. Lots and lots of anchovies. 
     

    Related: 9 out of 10 pizza-related deaths are as a result of choking on anchovies. 😁

    30 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i think showers more likely around 7pm than 6pm

    rain band coming in a bit slower now

    I'm seeing on the reports, no rain till after midnight. 


    52 minutes ago, BenBeams said:

    Demon born.

    Demon bred.

    When I die I'll be a demon dead.

    Pumped up!!

    Go you Dees! 🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵

    What is dead may never die BB

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    1 hour ago, dees189227 said:

    When I left work my Collingwood friend said to me good luck tonight, I'll be cheering for you. I said thanks see you next week, she turned around and said aren't you going to wish my team good luck. I said no way. 

    I'm hoping they lose. 

    You should of tho in hoping the pies win and we can meet in the Granny some how

     

    I'm am very confident of a win but a big one by us.

    Smashed them in brisvegas.

    Will murder them in Melb.

    What are the chances of so many players on our side play so bad again.

    They all know this do or die and they are plenty equipped to do.

    Trac. Oliver, Koziie and Yes anb to have big games. 

    Not sure about Mellksham if he'll come good again.

    He does worriy me.

    My kingdom for another big fwd..

    38 minutes ago, cookieboc said:

    Finally made it to the duke, gee the beer tastes good #GoDees

    Im half tanked got me a quart of scotch and ammeretto to finish before I get inna the gates. Just left Dandy station and can't wait till the first bounce. Surely no one will notice. Semi Finals after winning a Flag hopefully a Prelim in FOUR Hours. Cmon You Red And Blue. Let's Goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

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