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Congrats to May, Gawn, Clarry, and Trac. It was largely a very well picked AA team (Curnow in the forward pocket was a bit NQR though).

I just wish they'd pick wingers and actual captains as captains. 

Being a captain isn't a joke - you have to actually know what you're doing in the position. Kind of like every other position on the ground.

 
2 minutes ago, Chook said:

Congrats to May, Gawn, Clarry, and Trac. It was largely a very well picked AA team (Curnow in the forward pocket was a bit NQR though).

I just wish they'd pick wingers and actual captains as captains. 

Being a captain isn't a joke - you have to actually know what you're doing in the position. Kind of like every other position on the ground.

Agree, it's an honour and a privelage to have that captaincy. They don't just give them out in Wheaties packages.

7 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

How many Geelong players do we need in this team? Garbage. 

Stengle if Kossy aint a better player and human.. ill go he

  • Demonland changed the title to 2022 All Australian Team
 

These clowns need to stop saying who they feel sorry for and celebrate the guys in there.


Don’t tell me Zorko missed out on AA Captain??!!

Still cant work out how Saad made it over Brayshaw

 
1 minute ago, 2021 Premiers said:

Still cant work out how Saad made it over Brayshaw

Not how I would have had it personally. Sinclair for dash and Gus for intercept and poise. Ah well

Tom friggen Hawkins CAPT what the [censored]????

Doesnt even capt his club

FARCICLE😱


30 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Hawkins captain? He is not even the captain of his own team. Wtf? 
This is a Geelong [censored] fest. Vomit. 

That is such a joke.  He does not even deserve to be in the team.  His stats were boosted by cheap goals against north, west coast, and Essendon (4.0 per game).

Against decent sides he was average at best. 16 goals from 8 games against finalists (2.0 per game).  Just as well they didn’t have our draw and play 11 games against top 8 teams.

Yet rewarded with captaincy. Joke.

 

 

Bailey Fritsch, best medium fwd in the game. Play a tall on him and he’ll beat them on the ground, play a mid/small on him and he’ll beat them in the air. 8th in the goal kicking playing in a team with the hardest draw in the competition. 
Fritsch is a gun and hopefully a dual premiership player come the end of September.

Player Club Goals
Charlie Curnow Carlton 64
Tom Lynch Richmond 60
Jeremy Cameron Geelong 59
Tom Hawkins Geelong 59
Peter Wright Essendon 53
Max King St Kilda 52
Aaron Naughton Western Bulldogs 51
Bayley Fritsch Melbourne 50
Lance Franklin Sydney 50

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11 minutes ago, layzie said:

Agree, it's an honour and a privelage to have that captaincy. They don't just give them out in Wheaties packages.

Dane Zorko's clearly a Weat Bix man then.

So much complaining! In fairness I didn’t watch the sht show

4 AAs. We have 3 genuine superstars. Clarry might have 10 AAs by the time he retires. He cannot stopped

Go you mighty Demons!


1 minute ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Dane Zorko's clearly a Weat Bix man then.

Dane Zorko probably eats his Wheat Bix dry.

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2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

So much complaining! In fairness I didn’t watch the sht show

4 AAs. We have 3 genuine superstars. Clarry might have 10 AAs by the time he retires. He cannot stopped

Go you mighty Demons!

Yeah very true, just real fun to pile on.

1 minute ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Of the team named. 
 

Out Hawkins, Rozee

In Fritsch, Laird

How the phukc BBB missed out is a mystery to me.


22 minutes ago, Chook said:

Congrats to May, Gawn, Clarry, and Trac. It was largely a very well picked AA team (Curnow in the forward pocket was a bit NQR though).

I just wish they'd pick wingers and actual captains as captains. 

Being a captain isn't a joke - you have to actually know what you're doing in the position. Kind of like every other position on the ground.

When they named Hawkins as Captain I just switched off the Telly. Give me a break. A Captain should be a leader of men. Hawkins is far from that.   Makes me sick.

 

Gosh.  So many posters complaining so much about something that ultimately means so little.

We're here to win back to back premierships.  The rest is just a sideshow.

Other than Hawkins being named captain, it's actually a really decent side.  I'd have swapped Hawkins for Lynch but otherwise it's hard to see who didn't deserve to be in there.  Congratulations to Gawn who is clearly the best ruckman since Dean Cox. 6 AA's puts him in rare air.  Oliver will be there soon enough, and well done to Petracca and May on their achievements.

 
1 minute ago, Demonstone said:

Gosh.  So many posters complaining so much about something that ultimately means so little.

We're here to win back to back premierships.  The rest is just a sideshow.

True, but we Posters do not like imposters.

2 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Gosh.  So many posters complaining so much about something that ultimately means so little.

We're here to win back to back premierships.  The rest is just a sideshow.

Too true Demonstone. This is really just bubblegum 


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