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Multi-Call of Kozzy's Match Winner!

Demon Jack
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32 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Things that come to mind.

Hunts explosivenesses.

Kosi not flying for the mark and remaking front and centre.

BBB could of marked it.

Presence of mind from Melksham to hold it in until he saw Demon colours.

The one hand pick up from Kosi.

You're pedanticness is driving me [censored] nuts demon stone !!!!!

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    29 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    Sorry Mr. Bombay, but it's could HAVE not could OF.

    You'll have to forgive me picking you up on this oft-repeated grammatical howler.

    I suffer from CDO, you see.  It's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.  :D

    I’ve had a about 3 gaffs tonight, the first two were words missed altogether….

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    2 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    * pedantry

    I think he was taking the proverbial 

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    6 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    * pedantry

    You’re such a pedant!

    Edited by hardtack

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    3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I would be more upset losing Kozzy over Jackson. 

    Counting down the moments until some lazy journo reads this, turns it into a ‘Kozzy contract drama’ headline, and Demonland explodes in fury.

    We are like an animal that eats itself. I believe the Egyptians referred to it as an ‘ouroboros’ (but the good news is there’s a painful pedant here who’ll point out if that’s correct or not).

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    On 8/15/2022 at 5:19 PM, Demonland said:

    How shattered are these sad sacks that the Dees won?

     

    Confirmed.  Montagna had always bagged the Dees.  Has a giant chip on his shoulder against the Dees.  He’s shattered. FFS. 

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    1 hour ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

    Things that come to mind.

    Hunts explosivenesses.

    Kosi not flying for the mark and remaking front and centre.

    BBB could of marked it.

    Presence of mind from Melksham to hold it in until he saw Demon colours.

    The one hand pick up from Kosi.

    I agree. Talk about Lever’s kick. 
     

    It was Hunt that created the chance.  His run and explode to burst and kick long to the top of the square !!!! Hallelujah.  That’s the key.  It created the chance.  It created the pressure.  
     

    of course Kozzzzzy 😘😘😘😘😘

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    14 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

    Confirmed.  Montagna had always bagged the Dees.  Has a giant chip on his shoulder against the Dees.  He’s shattered. FFS. 

    Absolute tosh. Montagna was the first media person last year who I heard espouse Melbourne's shot at the flag as being anything other than a pipedream.

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    The ABC call is the only one to celebrate it from a melbourne perspective! 

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    19 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    a question:

    the goal that was disallowed and ball returned to half fwd / wing for throw-in

    was it because:

    1. ben brown marked over the line?

    2. ben brown played on from outside the line when he wasn't behind the mark?

     

    18 hours ago, Demonstone said:

    The latter I believe, dc.

    The view of someone claiming to be an accredited AFL umpire is that Brown ran forward of the mark while out of bounds. Hence, a correct call.

    See "Has the Umpire made a Bad Decision" on Twitter

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    18 hours ago, Demonstone said:

    You leave me alone, hardtack.  I have a stereotype to uphold, you know.  :D

     A reputation as a pedandocrat perhaps D?

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    My ex told me we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic.

    I told her "I think you mean fewer arguments".

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