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6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Your poor old Uncle Bitter is  taking a well earned break from Manorial responsibilities and enjoying a balmy 28 degrees in downtown Bangkok.

However, I shall be watching the mighty Dees thrash the Crows this afternoon.

No ruck?  No worries! Our mids will create plenty of opportunities and ,if our defence is as miserly as last game, the Crows will be lucky to get 50 points. I'm tipping May to play a cracker. I'm very confident.

I am meeting that Demonland luminary ( and Bangkok tour guide) SWYL at a sports Bar of his recommendation to enjoy the game. SWYL assures me that the establishment has a very welcoming atmosphere and is located in the Toorak of Bangkok. Nana , I believe, is the name of the suburb.

The locals call it Mouskuriland I believe Uncle, and apparently alsoo after dark the Red Lights flash in unison.

 
 

Petracca kicked a set shot. Miracle. 
Umpires killing us. Expected. 


 

I'm watching from my daughters place in Brisvegas

First Quarter 

Demons 5 goals 1 behindz

Croweaters 2 goals

Maggots 2 goals

Just now, Mr Steve said:

Last time we played them here it was 5.1 to 4.2 at quarter time

So we win by a point this time on that basis 

 

Umpires crucifying us! Have to be on our game all day cos they'll keep the Crows in it

Great to see Trac nail a set shot



Harmes disposal not good enough. Under no pressure he should find a target


Crows first goal upfield free for running into opponent head first 

Tex tackles May without ball in front of maggot play continues goal 

Second.goal Tex jumps all over Mitch Brown all his Chrismasses come at once joke decision. 

Edited by Tarax Club
INCOMPETENT!

 

We look amateur inside 50

we forget how to kick. Keep some composure!

Keays throws it all the time, never gets pinged


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