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Rampaging Demons   1

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I listened to MMM this morning to listen to the great Garry Lyon and they made the announcement that Peter Berner is the number 2 ticket holder?

Pardon? Are we struggling that badly that we have to appoint a cat??

He is not funny, is a Sydney media personality and has just jumped on the Demons!!!

Throwing memberships away!!

IWAP Mighty Demon

IWAP   170

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i only caught the last bit of the show - but i thought i heard them say rusty from the scared weird little guys was made the no.2 ticket holder - perhaps it was an on-going joke for the morning

Yze_Magic Redleg

Yze_Magic   3

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Never heard of him

Adzman Redleg

Adzman   2,154

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Peter Berner- LAME!

We need to appoint someone REALLY SMOKIN HOT. Who is Jen Hawkins affiliated with? Megan Gale??

Peter Berner won't make the club look slicker.

Should good ol Chuck Norris be given a ticket?? ( He can sidekick us towards a flag)

QueenC Redleg

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We need to appoint someone REALLY SMOKIN HOT. Who is Jen Hawkins affiliated with?

She was a cheerleader for the Newcastle Knights rugby league team prior to being Miss Universe :lol: !!!


beelzebub Legend

beelzebub   23,377

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you know the expression...... send in the clowns !!

they've started !! lol

i dont mind Pete... its not like it all really makes any difference.

he's out there......might get us a bit of publicity..

welcome aboard Berner... grab a lifejacket !!

Yze_Magic Redleg

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He is to comedy what Basel Fawlty is to hospitality.

LOL

Nice one

Thank Christ I know nothing of him then

mikeod Mighty Demon

mikeod   21

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I actually really like Peter Berner - incredibly intelligent guy who has dabbled his hand in many areas of the arts.

He's fantastic on the Cage.

I think he has only recently jumped on Melbourne, due to the Cage being only aired on Melbourne radio now - I believe he's been to a couple of games.

Rusty from the Scared Weird Little Guys is certainly a Demon, as it John his partner in Comedy.

CHAMP Redleg

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I actually really like Peter Berner - incredibly intelligent guy who has dabbled his hand in many areas of the arts.

But in my humble he's neither as clever nor witty as he thinks he is.


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Gorgoroth   12,955

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i like pete too, like most comedians though they are a lot better live where they can speak about things they think worthy not what the radio station topics they have too

any publicity is good for the club and im glad we have some one on breakfast radio who will talk about the club and help the club by doing appearances at corporate functions

Yze_Magic Redleg

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Name one person on Oz T.V that is?

The Chaser boys

Thread over

mikeod Mighty Demon

mikeod   21

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The Chaser boys

Thread over

The Chaser's are great when doing their skits, but when they decide to start talking to each other they're embarrassing.

They aren't particularly funny people - clever in terms of the way they do their skits and set-ups, but comedians they ain't.

Straight Sets Simon Legend

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The Chaser's are great when doing their skits, but when they decide to start talking to each other they're embarrassing.

They aren't particularly funny people - clever in terms of the way they do their skits and set-ups, but comedians they ain't.

Did you ever listen to Chris and Craig from the Chaser on Triple J?

Sleeve Demon

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Peter Berner- LAME!

We need to appoint someone REALLY SMOKIN HOT. Who is Jen Hawkins affiliated with? Megan Gale??

Peter Berner won't make the club look slicker.

Should good ol Chuck Norris be given a ticket?? ( He can sidekick us towards a flag)

I think Chuck will ROUNDHOUSE kick you in the face for saying sidekick!

mikeod Mighty Demon

mikeod   21

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Did you ever listen to Chris and Craig from the Chaser on Triple J?

I did, and I couldn't stand them...

Obviously just my taste - as some on here don't like Pete Berner.

As I said, their skits are really clever, I just don't find them funny when they chat.

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