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You would think they could organise some nets for behind the goals


Is it just me or is Daniher the worst reader of the ball coming in. Hes nowhere near the right position.....get onto Google maps Joe.

5 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

Cam Rayner has to be the most overrated player in the comp. Terrible first pick.

still better than andy 'not a midfielder, not a half-back, let's try him as a tagger' mcgrath tho

i can't fathom how clangerfilled gets away without giving away barely any free kicks - regularly does things that i swear any other player would be pinged for 

 

Have I had 1 too many or do the Geelong players shorts look like they have glitter on them on the sides? 

Whats with the Spandex Geelong disco shorts?!!


2 minutes ago, GCDee said:

Have I had 1 too many or do the Geelong players shorts look like they have glitter on them on the sides? 

It's bull [censored] stains. They think they are contenders.

Lachie Neale gets a lot of the ball but his disposal can be shaky. 

 

Watching Neale kick chase and not GAF about whether he is in the right spots makes me amazed with the progress of Petracca and Oliver. They are stars because of the kicks they don’t chase.


14 minutes ago, Kit Walker said:

Seems a bit harsh - A-League and T20 World Cup matches have/will be played there this year as well at least.

Well that’s good! It needs to be used for a lot more given the significant (and overtly political) investment in it.

4 minutes ago, GCDee said:

Have I had 1 too many or do the Geelong players shorts look like they have glitter on them on the sides? 

Maybe gets you free entry into the pokies room afterwards...

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

Jeelong at “Tax Payer Stadium”

What a hideous place. 
 

i presume every oztrayan gets free entry at some point once their latest upgrade is completed

after all, we all paid for it!


Not worried in the slightest about either of these sides. Honestly it's Melbourne vs Melbourne this year (i.e., we'll only lose if we're "off" IMO).

 

Neither of these teams are troubling us in this current form. Worried, loose, haphazard movement, skill deficiencies…


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