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NON-MFC: Round 3, 2022

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6 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Just getting paranoid about Brisbane getting a ton of percentage over us, even if it’s early days.

If we win more games percentage doesn’t matter

 
7 hours ago, Chook said:

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Wonder if premiership player Ben Brown is having any regrets about leaving?

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Flew way out west for a friend's birthday celebrations this weekend. Said friend has got us tickets to The Derby today. Finally getting to experience Boo Stadium first-hand (and six months too late).

Dees Premiership polo ready to wear.

 
2 hours ago, FarNorthernD said:

Wonder if premiership player Ben Brown is having any regrets about leaving?

With him in the team, they could have gone down by only 15 goals for a face saving gallant defeat.

8 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Just getting paranoid about Brisbane getting a ton of percentage over us, even if it’s early days.

4 points > percentage 


11 hours ago, Winners at last said:

I actually think about a number of clubs ... my anger and dislike of them occupies large amounts of my thinking time. Is that normal? Especially the filth ... and the following (in no particular order) -  Jee-long, Richmond, Essendon (although less these days cos they're pretty hopeless), Footscray. 

I hear you, Bingers. I’ve let Essendon live rent-free in my head for decades. Recently a friend asked me who I think I might barrack for if Melbourne ever ceased to exist *shudder* He was shocked when I said probs Essendon 🤮 (Soz reflex action). My logic being: The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference. Therefore, I think I’d have an easier time converting my intense and undying hate for Essendon into love of a similar degree. The path from indifference to love would be so much longer.
Hmmmm, maybe I need to see a therapist. 

Lol- even text predictor knows how much I hate that loathsome pack of ferals…

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😁

10 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Just getting paranoid about Brisbane getting a ton of percentage over us, even if it’s early days.

Who have Brisvegas played so far…??

 

I'm about to head to the G for the Bluebaggers/Poos & Wees match.

It's an interesting experience going to a match as a neutral. I suspect the highlight will be the afternoon tea. I know there will be sandwiches, party pies & liquified dust (which is supposed to be coffee). Not sure whether there will be scones ... hope so. I'm joining my MUCH OLDER friend in the 50 year section of the members.  (I don't qualify personally as I am much, much younger than him.)

 
38 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Who have Brisvegas played so far…??

 

Likewise SWYL.

Cats at GMHBA this week will be their first test.

They look good but the GF will be at the G in September.

3 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

I'm about to head to the G for the Bluebaggers/Poos & Wees match.

It's an interesting experience going to a match as a neutral. I suspect the highlight will be the afternoon tea. I know there will be sandwiches, party pies & liquified dust (which is supposed to be coffee). Not sure whether there will be scones ... hope so. I'm joining my MUCH OLDER friend in the 50 year section of the members.  (I don't qualify personally as I am much, much younger than him.)

Enjoy the day out. Safe in the knowledge there'll be 1 less unbeaten team at the end of the match.

Your problem will be who to support to make it happen.  or who do you hate least - Blues or hawks.

Really tough decision from where I stand but will be wathcing the game on the tele with that angle in mind.

Today, I hate the Hawks more.


Should be a fun, high scoring match. Carltons defence is looking shaky but they have plenty of fire power

I hope Hawks win today because Hawks aren’t actually good enough to do any real damage and if they win it proves that Carlton probably aren’t either. 
I am a deeply mean spirited footy fan 

On 4/2/2022 at 12:40 AM, Dr. Gonzo said:

Essendon were absolutely horrible especially the first half. Dragged us down to their level .

Our execution was sloppy but our structure was impeccable. I was never really worried even when they hit the front. We just suffocated them and they had no answers at all.

Strangle, suffocate then score. The Demon way. 

McKay and Curnow are the best KPF double act in the league by a long way


5 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Clearances and conversion are where Carlton would destroy us.

Are you saying they're going to win the flag?

1 hour ago, Winners at last said:

I'm about to head to the G for the Bluebaggers/Poos & Wees match.

Are the Blues as good to watch live as they are on TV right now? Coz they’re looking  great from where I am. 


How good do you reckon Port are feeling?

Lost to the hawks by 10 goals at home!

Frosty having a 'mare so far. 

 

At this rate Hawthorn could drop from 173% to 73%. 


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