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2 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Jordan Lewis cheering a former teammate on?

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Hhhmmm that bloke has too much hair.

 

Dangermouse has been unusually quiet

 
10 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Eagles are down 12 players due to covid?!?!

So Emperor McGowan hasn't banned Covid out of existence over there in the Hermit Kingdom? 😱

Several Geelong platers have "clearly shown displeasure" when penalised but no 50s like in our practice game v Carlton.

Even handedness or softening in interpretation?


Do Geelong know this isn’t a final?

Sydney are scary good especially on this tiny ridiculous ground. 

Go Swannies, kill them

 

Geelong just look so slow, as in their finals of 2021.     And pretty undisciplined as well.

Geelong are so good to watch. Said nobody ever. 


Swans look the business so far. J Cameron Justin just hasn’t been able to make an influence in his time at Gtown.

Early days but either Sydney are an awesome team in the making or Essendon are rubbish

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1 minute ago, monoccular said:

So Emperor McGowan hasn't banned Covid out of existence over there in the Hermit Kingdom? 😱

Considering all players would be triple vaxxed why are they being knocked so hard?
 
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Whole country is Hermit Kingdom for different reasons.

1 hour ago, monoccular said:

I know of a doc who hit the kerb falling from his bike whose helmet split open  but who only had a mild headache.  He would almost certainly had a severe head injury, quite possibly death. 
I certainly wouldn’t cycle without one. No guarantees but it helps. 

I had the same experience.

Without the helmet it would have been a fractured skull. 


Surely players know they can rush a point in that scenario??

On 3/24/2022 at 8:21 PM, Wells 11 said:

and always to the dogs!! 

There was another one paid against Hickey and I still can't see why it was against him. One player don't jump as high and he's getting the Free. Look out Max.

13 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Early days but either Sydney are an awesome team in the making or Essendon are rubbish

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I am well over 50 and my kids tell me I keep banging on about certain BS, repeating myself over certain things. Well I'm going to do it again and hopefully not annoy all my fellow Demonlanders.

Heeney is a gun. I reckon he is the cleanest player in AFL bar none. 


I'm not watching the game but I see 14 scoring shots to the Swans and 13 to Geelong.
They must be getting it up their end at least.

 

52 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Sydney are a quality side. Geelong needs to bugger off. I’m sick and tired of seeing the same bloody players doing the same bloody things. 

AND they only play well ONLY at Jeelong Moggie house for decrepit old and unloved dussies , but exchange the d for a p weak as footy team

 

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11 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

Considering all players would be triple vaxxed why are they being knocked so hard?
 

WA has a very narrow definition of a 'close contact':  15 minutes if both not wearing a mask.  So most of the players probably don't have covid but are caught under that definition and have to isolate for 7 days.

It can happen over and over again to WA teams. 

1 minute ago, Mazer Rackham said:

That's one way of putting it.

Forken Gold 😂


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