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NON-MFC: Round 2, 2022

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Since security was clearly going to be inadequate some Swans players should have got boundary side of him before he kicked it. Given the lead it wouldn’t matter if somehow that led to a Geelong goal after a mis kick or kickin. 

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    2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    He handled it so much better than I would. 
    I would have had a full on panic attack. Would have also been good if someone could hand him a mask. All I kept thinking is COVID!

    You only get covid in WA atm because you know .... Science.

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    Buddy handled that with class. Had a hundred drunk blokes hands in his face. I think he has struggled with anxiety in the past? I don’t know how he coped with that without losing it 

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    Just now, Fork 'em said:

    You only get covid in WA atm because you know .... Science.

    Mark McGowen has already declared Buddy a hot spot. 

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    On 3/24/2022 at 9:03 PM, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

    Dunkley at end sums up Dogs for me. Flops with contact on mark trying to milk a fifty rather than moving ball into open forward line. Fortunately the acting failed he had to kick and choked again 

    This is the Dog's Achilles Heel.

    They have been trained to think that any cheating effort will result in a soft free. 

    I'm very thankful that the cheating, ducking, throwing era has only resulted in a single flag. It doesn't look like changing any time soon. 

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    2 minutes ago, sue said:

    Since security was clearly going to be inadequate some Swans players should have got boundary side of him before he kicked it. Given the lead it wouldn’t matter if somehow that led to a Geelong goal after a mis kick or kickin. 

    It’s not like this was unexpected. How ill-prepared these clowns were. 

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    It’s all so Sydney. Everyone feeling a million bucks running around under lights after a few too many drinks. But then it’s 3 hours on public transport to get home to the house you’ll be paying off until your 147.

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    10,000 idiots all trying to get to the one point as quickly as possible. This is how crowd crushes happen, which can see people asphyxiate on their feet. Nuts.

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    This waiting around would be agony for the Cats. I should record this and watch again

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    1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

    It’s all so Sydney. Everyone feeling a million bucks running around under lights after a few too many drinks. But then it’s 3 hours on public transport to get home to the house you’ll be paying off until your 147.

    Gold mate. 

    brutal, but gold

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    56 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    So much for Geelong's new 'territory' game plan. 

    Geelong aren't coping with pressure.  

    They look stuck between their old game 'control' game plan and their new one.

     

    Their stars have old legs...they will beat up lesser teams but struggle against good teams.

    Selwood is still good when around the ball and he uses it really well, the trouble is he can't get to enough contests when the ball is moving around quickly. Gone on a year too long...

    ....and he's not on his own.

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    Just now, DubDee said:

    This waiting around would be agony for the Cats. I should record this and watch again

    Doesn't feel as long as the 30 seconds max took to kick that goal in round 23 last year.

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    50 minute qr and counting.
    Might beat our lightning game record 😈

     

     

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    Just saw the footage of Tuohy flattening a spectator, not a good look...

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    2 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

    50 minute qr and counting.
    Might beat our lightning game record 😈

     

     

    Has already I believe.

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    17 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Did anyone else see a Jeelong player shirtfront a swans supporter? AFL need to look seriously into this

    Yep, Tuohy, looks bad

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    6 minutes ago, KysaiahMessiah said:

    Just saw the footage of Tuohy flattening a spectator, not a good look...

    Where did you see?

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    Cats % down to 120.1

    Maybe EssUndone are really bad?

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