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Merry Christmas Demonland

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What a year!

Merry Christmas everyone.

A flag and my first kiddo came along.

Couldn't ask for more!*

 

* Santa; One more flag next year, pretty please?

 

Our household has spent the morning in quiet reflection, thankful for the appearance of the saviour, who gave so that we may live, and thereby has saved us all. From 57 years of misery.

Unfortunately schisms have appeared over whether the saviour is Max, Tracc, or Goodwin. However I expect by Easter (the annual rebirth of the home and away season) that we will unite to declare holy war on the heretics (Collingwood, Essendon, etc).

You guys don't have any actual flesh and blood friends do you?

Posting on a fan forum instead of hanging out with real people on Christmas day?

pffft, I'm far too busy and popular to waste my time doing something like that......

 

Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you enjoy the day with your loved ones, and survive the day if you are with the in-laws.

 

Merry Xmas everyone, lots to look forward to in 2022. Be safe.

Santa came early for us.

It’s been great and awful virtually hanging with you people for the past decade and a half. 

rp


14 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

All Demonlanders already got the best gift this year. Literally nothing under the tree tomorrow will be as good as winning a flag. It’s all downhill from here guys. 
Merry Christmas. 

Nearly correct ... this time next week we will have three consecutive thrashings of the Poms - and this time at the 'G - to delight us even further than this commercial Xmas aborration and the sheer gleeful wonder of taking out the flag in the GF (and there is the very good chance the we will anihilate The Filth across the year. 

Well, I received the book - Gawny's book - for an Xmas present. Glancing at it, I read the first two chapters. This guy has his head screwed on and astutely laid out the pathway to Team success. Loving the book, it will be finished in an hour - but doesn't it make you appreciate Max just that little bit more? He has got to be the most appreciated footballer going around the whole AFL.

 

Just watched the st kilda game for the first time . That was ugly football . We got the 4 points but goodwin was not going to be happy . That second half was probably

our worst half of footy all year . I dont think we dropped two easy marks in the defence  that led to goals  the rest of the year. We were lucky our bad kicking was not as ba d  as there bad kicking at goal. .some of our turnovers were horrendous 

 

On 12/25/2021 at 8:27 AM, Colin B. Flaubert said:

That’s every day on Demonland, innit?

This is true. Although I'd say since the flag, hostilities have been kept to a minimum.

But I'm sure things will get back to normal soon.


Also got At Last and Maxy's diary. Been a great Christmas.

8 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Also got At Last and Maxy's diary. Been a great Christmas.

Me too. We’re easy to buy for this year!

There is one line in one of my favourite songs sung by Dionne Warrick which I would like to dedicate to all Demonlanders out there

"The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup, I say a little prayer for you."

Best of luck to you all, and stay well and prosper. Cheers PF

Got heaps of merch for Xmas, only one double up.....and a happy new year to everyone


On 12/25/2021 at 9:45 AM, Sigil said:

What a year!

Merry Christmas everyone.

A flag and my first kiddo came along.

Couldn't ask for more!*

 

* Santa; One more flag next year, pretty please?

Plus extra added Bonus Christmas present....

Scott Bolands 6 for 7 and the Poms totally and ruthlessly obliterated!!

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