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Am I the only one on here, who feels that 'Bang, Bang, Bang' undersold the occasion, and wished like hell the Channel 7 version had someone else in commentary at the time, rather than JB or Bristle?

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

(for the sake of getting to 100)

Am I the only one on here, who feels that 'Bang, Bang, Bang' undersold the occasion, and wished like hell the Channel 7 version had someone else in commentary at the time, rather than JB or Bristle?

 

 

yep, you probably are

c'mon 100

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Whilst I’m very much looking forward to next year, 2021 was such an unbelievable year, a part of me doesn’t want it to end.


17 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

read it like     bang......(pause)......bang, bang, bang

the first won is either for the 3rd goal of for the whole sequence.  then the last 3 bangs are just playing it out for emphasis

at least that's is how i see it

I see it as Brayshaw being delirious with amazement at what he was seeing, and became incoherent and unable to articulate his thoughts.

18 minutes ago, Jontee said:

And while I am at it how does Tony Shaw get a gig on radio with comments like Great Footy....its is bleeding radio

He is the embodiment of a trend in radio commentating where the lead commentator is babbling on about the play, and then all the commentators in unison go OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! because of something extraordinary that's happened, and they don't blinking well say what the amazing thing is! Until the moment has passed. Great for the commentators. They're having their post-coital ciggie but leave the rest of us left dangling.

5 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

I see it as Brayshaw being delirious with amazement at what he was seeing, and became incoherent and unable to articulate his thoughts.

or maybe he was just stuttering?

 
27 minutes ago, Jontee said:

BT drowns in waffle

I love how Bt just doesn't finish his

I like what Hamish says after Maxy’s goal in Round 23:

”And just like that… Melbourne are minor premiers. Try and write it. Try and script it. Try and believe it. It’s happened!”


31 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Great for the commentators. They're having their post-coital ciggie but leave the rest of us left dangling.

Cheers for the mental image!

Just realised maybe I’m the only one having the disturbing mental image here. In my mind they’re all nude. 😬

And it ain’t pretty 

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1 hour ago, Mazer Rackham said:

They're having their post-coital ciggie but leave the rest of us left dangling.

Things are usually left dangling post-coital activity.

just to be a pedant (sorry ds)

strictly speaking we can't claim 100 pages until we clock over to 101 pages

at the moment we are only at 99.??

I just had a thought that might put what we're all feeling into a different kind of perspective. How many pages would a regular season game have if it were 1 v 2, we win by 74 points, and there's 3 months till the next game?

Maybe 25?


Another 300-400 pages to pass the Hogan & Goodwin threads. Though it might never get there, given we'll all be re-locating to the 2022 post game Premiership thread in 9 months.

6 hours ago, Dante said:

I think the comment by Taylor that Melbourne are drowning in goals, is right up there with bang etc.

Mind you it may have been a repeat of another time, another game.

I wasn’t too sure about that comment by BT - wasn’t it the Bulldogs who were drowning? - in Melbourne goals? 

18 minutes ago, Spirit of '87 said:

I wasn’t too sure about that comment by BT - wasn’t it the Bulldogs who were drowning? - in Melbourne goals? 

Either way the point was made, we tsunam'd them.

3 hours ago, Cracker Nackers said:

How sad it is to come to the end of this blessed year. Farewell, 2021 - my lovely. 

2021 eh .... Who woulda thought 🏆

Happy New Year (didn't time it quite right but I'll live!)

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Hey

The mighty Dees have been premiers all year!

17 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

I see it as Brayshaw being delirious with amazement at what he was seeing, and became incoherent and unable to articulate his thoughts.

I think it was pre-planned . JB knew he needed a key phrase for posterity.

Note that after Trac kicked the first goal in the first 1/4  - JB yells"...Petracca goes BANG..."

He was warming up and the phrase was already in the back of his mind. 

Still it was a top call by him after oliver's goal.

17 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I like what Hamish says after Maxy’s goal in Round 23:

”And just like that… Melbourne are minor premiers. Try and write it. Try and script it. Try and believe it. It’s happened!”

Hamish is a lightweight in this area, but I give him credit for this one.  It was excellent for the event that had just unfolded

 
15 hours ago, daisycutter said:

strictly speaking we can't claim 100 pages until we clock over to 101 pages

You're technically correct and we all know that's the best type of correct.   

15 hours ago, daisycutter said:

just to be a pedant (sorry ds)

strictly speaking we can't claim 100 pages until we clock over to 101 pages

at the moment we are only at 99.??

Were you one of those that didn’t celebrate the Millennium on Dec 31st 1999?

😂


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