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8 minutes ago, faultydet said:

People need to Google Palexia to understand the serious choice you are about to make.

If you combine, please ensure your will is up to date.

Hmm, I've decided on just the alcohol ... The Palexia is useful for the occasions when I have to deal with my ex wife so I'll save them ...

And yes, I've totally lost the plot. 

As for tonight's match, what could possibly go wrong?

 

 
15 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

Stone and Wood Pacific Ale followed by a top shelf Yarra Valley Cabernet Blend. 
 

Loving the humour on here today hopefully it lasts all night. 

Ditto on this.... top shelf 'anything goes' if we win

Just now, JTR said:

Yep 👍

86 - 58  

If that ends up being the score (in our favour) i will buy you a carton of beer. Or bottle of Scotch.... or something.

 

A lot of Red and Blue in the crowd…hopefully the bandwagon followers will bring that famous noise of affirmation with them…I’m cheering for you all! Go Dees!

Just now, bingers said:

Hmm, I've decided on just the alcohol ... The Palexia is useful for the occasions when I have to deal with my ex wife so I'll save them ...

And yes, I've totally lost the plot. 

As for tonight's match, what could possibly go wrong?

 

Maybe chew 1/4 tablet if we get over the line.  ;)

Hope your night is painless bingers. Go Dees.


5 minutes ago, faultydet said:

You've obviously been there huh?

So many next-mornings ruined by Red Horse Litro bottles served warm.

Borocay. Good times, just not the next morning.

1 minute ago, ding said:

If that ends up being the score (in our favour) i will buy you a carton of beer. Or bottle of Scotch.... or something.

I'll match your contribution.

Just now, FireInTheBennelly said:

Borocay. Good times, just not the next morning.

:) Ah yes, wink wink.

The entire country is Boracay, but without the perfect beach.

Lived there for 4 years.

 

No change. JJ da sub


1 minute ago, Flower Magic said:

The whippets are ready.IMG_1144.thumb.jpg.4518e829bcaa101bc00f23c428925f47.jpg

Magnificent 

love Whippets

Damn

Why do i always forget to cancel my afl/ kayo sub come finals time.

I suppose i have replay access.

Pumped for tonight’s clash. Viney to destroy a couple of aging cats with Trac to take BOG honours. 


Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

Magnificent 

love Whippets

Couldnt eat a whole one though.

Time for change of socks 

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1 minute ago, KLV said:

Time for change of socks 

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Is one of your feet smaller than the other?

4 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Adem is ready to fire 🔥 

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Snap!  I have one of those on my office bookshelf!!


Who's the sub? It's killing me hopefully it's Jonesey. GO THE MIGHTY DEES WE CAN DO IT!

Just now, kryton101 said:

Snap!  I have one of those on my office bookshelf!!

2003

Just now, WERRIDEE said:

Who's the sub? It's killing me hopefully it's Jonesey. GO THE MIGHTY DEES WE CAN DO IT!

JJ sub. 

 
6 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Damn

Why do i always forget to cancel my afl/ kayo sub come finals time.

I suppose i have replay access.

Same here! Haha

I'll feel a lot better about it if we win though!


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