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Umpires will ensure Dogs win this. Donโ€™t worry about that.ย 

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2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Umpires will ensure Dogs win this. Donโ€™t worry about that.ย 

Itโ€™s 11-8 hardly a factor at this stage. Still a quarter go though.ย 
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Feeling dirty watching this. ย Am I barracking for those drug cheating whinge bags? ย Iโ€™m confused!


21 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Come on bummer s.ย 
god I feel sick.....

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1 minute ago, buck_nekkid said:

Feeling dirty watching this. ย Am I barracking for those drug cheating whinge bags? ย Iโ€™m confused!

We all are

I hope I'm wrong of course but I sense the dogs will roll over the top of them in the final term. Not that I'm worried in the context of us playing them. Keith is already gone and it's just a matter of time beforeย Schache turns back into...well, Schache. There's already signs today of the real Joshย Bruce showing through the thin veneer of invincibility they coated him with pre-season.ย 

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Schache injured?

Wood injured?

dogs should win this but they donโ€™t look too scaryย 

1 minute ago, BDA said:

Who's this Peter Wright fella? Looks a decent forward.

He's actually toughening up quite a bit. That was the knock on him early on.

Much better player at the moment.

If Essenton beat the Bullfrogs we are effectively being gifted not only top 4 but also top 2. Must beat Eagles to really solidify our intentions. I'd very much like for us to not "Melbourne" this and [censored] the bed.

Ugh. I just caught myself saying โ€œnice, Jake (Stringer)โ€ and now Iโ€™m questioning my life and all thatโ€™s good in the world.ย 

4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

The Bulldogs are so lucky with free kicks and 50 metres

Quite amazing really. Cannot be a coincidence given it has happened for 6 seasons.


Patently obvious Umpires are just not up to, or just cannot cope with speed, regulation and interpretation of their/ our game without assistance from not only administration but surely cognitive, respectable media types.

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7 seater Peter with his 7th!!!ย 

Eat [censored] dogs.


Unbelievable. Dogs need 5 goals in 8 minutes. We better not stuff up tomorrow night.ย 

This is unbelievable!!!!

Thank you Essendon!

Still hate you with a passion though

How good is that kicking forย goal!?!

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7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Ugh. I just caught myself saying โ€œnice, Jake (Stringer)โ€ and now Iโ€™m questioning my life and all thatโ€™s good in the world.ย 

That's how they get you in. It's gateway barracking. One minute you're saying "nice, Jake" and before you know it, you're on bigfooty saying the AFLย have hired hitmen to go after Hirdy.

Go Bombers! (Vomits slightly in mouth) ๐Ÿคข


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