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A demons supporter has been 'liking' and 'laughing' at Bulldogs posts which are disparaging of the Demons on Bulldogs/Bigfooty .... 

 

The response from a Bulldogs supporter is comedy gold !!!

        Can that Melbourne [censored] rhaz be banned from here... he's liking and laughing at posts

 

The sad part is that I think he/she was serious !!!!

 

 

 

 
On 5/29/2021 at 3:58 PM, BAMF said:

The three headed monster? Bruce, Naughton and English? Lol. This is actually pretty funny. Monster... wow.

A giraffe, a ballet dancer and a marsh mellow. Think we can manage that...

 

You can't get a Verdi in edgeways on this thread ... maybe I need to make some overtures.

11 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

You can't get a Verdi in edgeways on this thread ... maybe I need to make some overtures.

Have you tried a Monteverdi?


4 minutes ago, dieter said:

Have you tried a Monteverdi?

No but I am not keeping a Tallis

9 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Schubert: nuggety, short, round, rover type. Talented with the ball, good on either side of the body. Poetry in motion but never took care of his body due to too much alcohol consumption in season. Little known fact, he wrote every clubs' song.
Hayden: prolific scorer.
Beethoven: stingy defender. Holds record amongst "classical" era composers for total weeks suspended. Reinvented the way the game is played. Could have been a great coach but would never listen to his assistants.

Not only did he write every clubs' song, he forgot the next day he'd done it. He used to come across a clump of his songs, read, play through them and say, Not bad. Who write these?

 
3 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

No but I am not keeping a Tallis

Maybe try a Motet by Rameau: he used to go out with Juliet.

9 hours ago, Jontee said:

I thought Beethoven was famous for his last movement, moving Coventry to full back.

I prefer Percy Grainger - a very gifted but fragile forward who was always composed.  A fan favorite but not popular in the sheds as he was considered a mummys boy. 

WE won't mention what he wanted mummy to do to him all day and night.


17 minutes ago, dieter said:

Maybe try a Motet by Rameau: he used to go out with Juliet.

You have to be Josquin.

52 minutes ago, maximum bob said:

Speaking of Bach...I forgot the Vandenburg concertos.

 

 

I think you are Bach (ing) up the wrong tree bob.

2 hours ago, bingers said:

A demons supporter has been 'liking' and 'laughing' at Bulldogs posts which are disparaging of the Demons on Bulldogs/Bigfooty .... 

 

The response from a Bulldogs supporter is comedy gold !!!

        Can that Melbourne [censored] rhaz be banned from here... he's liking and laughing at posts

 

The sad part is that I think he/she was serious !!!!

 

 

 

Hahahahaha. Way too good.

I try to stick up for us demons supporters but you guys make it bloody hard!


11 hours ago, DubDee said:

I try to stick up for us demons supporters but you guys make it bloody hard!

You could tell other fans to Bach Orff - it's not our fault they can't Handel such high-level thinking, nor our Sartori-al splendor, know what I'm Saens?

18 hours ago, Deeoldfart said:

I still reckon there was some talent Haydn in there somewhere.

Not sure the Liszt is good enough

Didgeridoo the plans for a new indigenous guernsey? Or are we wearing the one with that cymbal?

15 hours ago, Better days ahead said:

Bonus points to anyone who can make a pun from Tchaikovsky

Challenge accepted.

"I like to relax with a half skinny/half almond soy milk double shot Tchai kovsky, with caramel syrup, when listening to death metal."

That's the best I can do. Sorry.


15 hours ago, Better days ahead said:

Bonus points to anyone who can make a pun from Tchaikovsky

As a Melbourne supporter, I was taking a weekend at my snow chalet but fell sick after I put too much spice in my tea.

I got a Tchai kov. Sky-ing was impossible after that.

I love a good cup of chai *cough* skiing is fun. 
Like everyone else, sorry. 

On 5/28/2021 at 6:43 PM, —coach— said:

My wife’s a dogs supporter and I don’t mind her all that much

Don't worry coach

Your next  wife will be a Melbourne supporter !!! 

 

If this COVID keeps up, we’ll be playing all our games in a Cage, and with long hair because we’re not allowed to see the Barber. 
(Oh dear)

15 minutes ago, Webber said:

If this COVID keeps up, we’ll be playing all our games in a Cage, and with long hair because we’re not allowed to see the Barber. 
(Oh dear)

The horror... THE HORROR!


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