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Gawn - dominated the centre

Jetta - well off speed

May - always exuded confidence 

Smith - quiet but effective 

Salem - great second half

Lever - redeemed himself, just

Oliver - quieter after ambush

Langdon - fantastic last quarter

Petracca - willed the win

Rivers - must be nominated 

Spargo - surprisingly important role

vandenBerg - not an onballer 

Baker - finally showed something 

Pickett - needed more involvement 

Brown - better than McDonald

Melksham - little impact again

Viney - take first options

Fritsch - some important cameos

Tomlinson - slow but effective 

Neal-Bullen - disappeared after first

Hunt - disappeared after first

Weideman - never really appeared 

 
28 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - dominated the centre

Jetta - well off speed

May - always exuded confidence 

Smith - quiet but effective 

Salem - great second half

Lever - redeemed himself, just

Oliver - quieter after ambush

Langdon - fantastic last quarter

Petracca - willed the win

Rivers - must be nominated 

Spargo - surprisingly important role

vandenBerg - not an onballer 

Baker - finally showed something 

Pickett - needed more involvement 

Brown - better than McDonald

Melksham - little impact again

Viney - take first options

Fritsch - some important cameos

Tomlinson - slow but effective 

Neal-Bullen - disappeared after first

Hunt - disappeared after first

Weideman - never really appeared 

Surprisingly negative commentary

 
5 minutes ago, manny100 said:

Come on Joeboy, Kosi was very good.

Very good, just doesnt have an afl tank yet, going to be a star

Gawn - costly kicking errors

Jetta - what I expected

May - AA jacket assured

Smith - Barely noticed him

Salem - great despite turnover

Lever - made me nervous

Oliver - handball happy again

Langdon - continued excellent season

Petracca - bit below best

Rivers - 2 surprising goals

Spargo - some important touches

vandenBerg - just a game

Baker - finally showed something 

Pickett - needs to convert

Brown - better than McDonald

Melksham - little impact again

Viney - definitely our worst

Fritsch - becoming defensive forward

Tomlinson - just a game

Neal-Bullen - kicked a goal

Hunt - no outside run

Weideman - sending search party


17 minutes ago, Travy14 said:

doesn't have an afl tank yet,

Not sure about that.

The goal he kicked he was involved deep in defence and got the first handball in the scoring chain about 20 from their goal. Ran the length of the ground to kick it form the goal line after the tap from Hunt. That is some serious running

12 minutes ago, Dr.D said:

Gawn - costly kicking errors

Jetta - what I expected

May - AA jacket assured

Smith - Barely noticed him

Salem - great despite turnover

Lever - made me nervous

Oliver - handball happy again

Langdon - continued excellent season

Petracca - bit below best

Rivers - 2 surprising goals

Spargo - some important touches

vandenBerg - just a game

Baker - finally showed something 

Pickett - needs to convert

Brown - better than McDonald

Melksham - little impact again

Viney - definitely our worst

Fritsch - becoming defensive forward

Tomlinson - just a game

Neal-Bullen - kicked a goal

Hunt - no outside run

Weideman - sending search party

Dr Ds football knowledge - do not rate

54 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - dominated the centre  some costly errors   Huge heart 

Jetta - well off speed   That’s about time  thanks for everything Nev 

May - always exuded confidence   All Australian   You legend 

Smith - quiet but effective   Did okay 

Salem - great second half   Yes very very important tonight 

Lever - redeemed himself, just  1st half errors were shockers.  2nd half good 

Oliver - quieter after ambush   Huge heart  pushed us ahead    Kicking a big worry 

Langdon - fantastic last quarter    He just runs  another great game 

Petracca - willed the win   Just lifted us over the line 

Rivers - must be nominated    Round 17 rising star imo   Great goals

Spargo - surprisingly important role    Did okay tonight 

vandenBerg - not an onballer    Omg just a battler   Might be omitted 

Baker - finally showed something   Oscar!! Oscar!!!! Two great goals 

Pickett - needed more involvement   Plays in short bursts   Frustrating but exciting 

Brown - better than McDonald   Yes good mobile target 

Melksham - little impact again   Did he play?  Two costly errors   Back next week???????

Viney - take first options   Takes in too much   Needs a right foot  Had a stinker tonight 

Fritsch - some important cameos   Dumb player   One moment and last qtr goal 

Tomlinson - slow but effective   Yes he is 

Neal-Bullen - disappeared after first   Did he play?  Omitted column next week 

Hunt - disappeared after first   Glimpses and offers pace so back next week 

Weideman - never really appeared   Who?  He looked out of sorts again   Needs angry pills ... seriously !!! 

 

 
13 minutes ago, binman said:

Dr Ds football knowledge - do not rate

That's fine

 All I know is that if we lost that game by a point then most of the reviews would be similar to mine. people are just blinded by the final scores.


Thanks Dr D and Joe Boy. My few centimes worth on some players...

Gawn: not usual dominance

Oliver: learn to kick

Pickett: finish your work

Lever: far too nervy

Langdon: our running machine

May: superb all night

Baker: very pleasant surprise

Smith: why's he there?

Weideman: was he there?

AVB: shouldn't be there

Viney: give it off

 

 

Umpires - Still No Improvement

May - One Man Defence

Spargo - Sparkled In Opportunities

Trac - Continues To Shine

Rivers - Inspired His Teammates

Langdon - Good Solid Worker

Kossi - Aim For Middle!

Baker - Took His Chances

24 minutes ago, Fanatique Demon said:

Thanks Dr D and Joe Boy. My few centimes worth on some players...

Gawn: not usual dominance

Oliver: learn to kick

Pickett: finish your work

Lever: far too nervy

Langdon: our running machine

May: superb all night

Baker: very pleasant surprise

Smith: why's he there?

Weideman: was he there?

AVB: shouldn't be there

Viney: give it off

 

 

I like all of those .Especially viney 

Gawn - love him but . . .

Jetta - last game tonight?

May - very much love

Smith - better than OMac

Salem - Gary's bullet helped?

Lever - has little confidence

Oliver - very wasted talent

Langdon - star of game

Petracca - maturing performance tonight

Rivers - 200 gamer here

Spargo - just the usual

vandenBerg - no, no, no.

Baker - jury's still out

Pickett - learning quickly AFL

Brown - cheap and cheerful

Melksham - please pizz off

Viney - trade . . . wouldn't miss

Fritsch - usual disappointing performance

Tomlinson - GWS really laughing

Neal-Bullen - send to Horethorn

Hunt - Send to North

Weideman - may not arrive

3 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - love him but . . .

Jetta - last game tonight?

May - very much love

Smith - better than OMac

Salem - Gary's bullet helped?

Lever - has little confidence

Oliver - very wasted talent

Langdon - star of game

Petracca - maturing performance tonight

Rivers - 200 gamer here

Spargo - just the usual

vandenBerg - no, no, no.

Baker - jury's still out

Pickett - learning quickly AFL

Brown - cheap and cheerful

Melksham - please pizz off

Viney - trade . . . wouldn't miss

Fritsch - usual disappointing performance

Tomlinson - GWS really laughing

Neal-Bullen - send to Horethorn

Hunt - Send to North

Weideman - may not arrive

top 3 worder QBD

sad about Nevva - lov Nevva and The Weed

i bet The Weed wil go The F and star - blame Goodloss should we for The Weed not growing?


8 hours ago, joeboy said:

 

Pickett - needed more involvement 

 

Geez Joe.. I thought Pickett was everywhere.  And he had 5 scoring shots too (kicked 1.3 and a set shot that fell short)

4 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - love him but . . .

Jetta - last game tonight?

May - very much love

Smith - better than OMac

Salem - Gary's bullet helped?

Lever - has little confidence

Oliver - very wasted talent

Langdon - star of game

Petracca - maturing performance tonight

Rivers - 200 gamer here

Spargo - just the usual

vandenBerg - no, no, no.

Baker - jury's still out

Pickett - learning quickly AFL

Brown - cheap and cheerful

Melksham - please pizz off

Viney - trade . . . wouldn't miss

Fritsch - usual disappointing performance

Tomlinson - GWS really laughing

Neal-Bullen - send to Horethorn

Hunt - Send to North

Weideman - may not arrive

14/22 got a fail mark according to you in a very good win.

Interesting.

Baker Rivers Spargo

No Key Fwd

Umpiring was amateur

Langdon     A running machine

May              The human wall

Petracca       The wonder boy

Oliver            Great work ethic

Gawn             Took the punches

Baker              Has the goods

Kossi              Future  serious gun.

Rivers              Is a Star

Spargo            That the way !

Tomlinson      Downed out Cameron

UMPIRES          W   T   F   ???????????

Salem               Great game mate.

The rest            Played their role.

 

 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, Anti-Saint said:

top 3 worder QBD

sad about Nevva - lov Nevva and The Weed

i bet The Weed wil go The F and star - blame Goodloss should we for The Weed not growing?

"The Weed not growing". Gold. 


Very creative content, members!

This thread would be even better if someone were to compile a final list for each game from the excellent contributions of members. 

Seeing Joe Boy started it, maybe he'd consider being editor for a final list? If not Joe Boy, is anyone else interested?

18 hours ago, Dr.D said:

Gawn - costly kicking errors

Jetta - what I expected

May - AA jacket assured

Smith - Barely noticed him

Salem - great despite turnover

Lever - made me nervous

Oliver - handball happy again

Langdon - continued excellent season

Petracca - bit below best

Rivers - 2 surprising goals

Spargo - some important touches

vandenBerg - just a game

Baker - finally showed something 

Pickett - needs to convert

Brown - better than McDonald

Melksham - little impact again

Viney - definitely our worst

Fritsch - becoming defensive forward

Tomlinson - just a game

Neal-Bullen - kicked a goal

Hunt - no outside run

Weideman - sending search party

Not sure DrD you have looked at a replay and seen some Goody magic plus other touches.

Smith barely noticed means no errors and top job on Himmelberg no goals!

Petracca 19 contested possessions out of 23 ! Watch replay and see his work Top game without the flair

Fritsch yes is defensive but I'd rather 4 goals!

Tommo was on Cameron mark 2020 not 2018 admittedly but great job defensively.

 

 

 
15 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - love him but . . .

Jetta - last game tonight?

May - very much love

Smith - better than OMac

Salem - Gary's bullet helped?

Lever - has little confidence

Oliver - very wasted talent

Langdon - star of game

Petracca - maturing performance tonight

Rivers - 200 gamer here

Spargo - just the usual

vandenBerg - no, no, no.

Baker - jury's still out

Pickett - learning quickly AFL

Brown - cheap and cheerful

Melksham - please pizz off

Viney - trade . . . wouldn't miss

Fritsch - usual disappointing performance

Tomlinson - GWS really laughing

Neal-Bullen - send to Horethorn

Hunt - Send to North

Weideman - may not arrive

Queanbeyan Demon

Not a supporters butthole

22 hours ago, binman said:

Not sure about that.

The goal he kicked he was involved deep in defence and got the first handball in the scoring chain about 20 from their goal. Ran the length of the ground to kick it form the goal line after the tap from Hunt. That is some serious running

Agree, but repeat it over 4 quarters is what I mean.  Like a Cyril, have 3-4 repeat efforts a quarter. Some to no avail.   Couple more hard working pre-seasons and look out.

Who knows he could also bulk up and be like his uncle Byron ???


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