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Hibberd getting taught an absolute lesson. 

Time to blood Rivers. He's the future.

 

Any chance they make a move on Wallis? [censored] me this coach just won’t move on his Essendon buddies will he?

Just now, Bates Mate said:

He has been spot on today with his comments

You are deeluded 

he called out fancy actions when we were just unlucky the ball bounced the wrong way when we had two players tracking and then bont could toe poke it to a teammate. 

 

yeah Hibberd.  Keep standing 3 metres off him, it's really working


Oliver back to his old tricks. Not running with the ball out of stoppages. Flicking it straight to the opposition

Edited by My name is legion

Just now, Jaded said:

Any chance they make a move on Wallis? [censored] me this coach just won’t move on his Essendon buddies will he?

Nope..

Melksham is another fraud like Goodwin.

 

So is Wallis this week's recipient of the Kent Kingsley Award For Spuds That Play Well Against Melbourne?


Just now, layzie said:

Yeah look we've been 2nd rate today, dogs came to play, we had no answers. Even early it felt like some of our goals were fortunate.

Story of the last 6 decades

There just isn't enough run and class on the outside in this team and the forward line is still a shambles.

The coach has no answers when the opp starts getting a run on either out of the middle (refuses to tag) or off HB (pushing most forwards higher up the field and leaving one or two closer to goal)

4 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Willy Wonka with 4.....far out 

Did post during the week that Wallis is often their most dangerous forward. Plays in front, marks on the chest and kicks accurately

Jesus this game needs to [censored] off


3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

The bounce has not been kind to us today. 

What game are you watching?

funny how the wind only affects us


Same bad horrible mistakes that airways happen when we are off

- to many blokes flying for the same ball

- short handballs to a teammate 1 metre away under pressure.

- to many guys attacking the opposition with the ball while legacy guys on the outside.

Multiple inside 50s with no score while opposition score at about 85% plus .

Fritsch missing goals in New and inventive ways.

What else have I missed?

 

2 minutes ago, praha said:

So is Wallis this week's recipient of the Kent Kingsley Award For Spuds That Play Well Against Melbourne?

Wallis has had a very good season of recent times.

Shows bad oppo prep by you know who

Just now, Jerry Lundergard said:

Bulldogs players consistently a metre over the mark applying pressure.  How can't the umpires see this?

Haha. They are cheating scum

 

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