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Just got up with the kids and my 7yo goes “yay no home school today, yay I can have corn flakes for breakfast today, yay we can make our spoon people for spoonville today, yay demons play today, SUPER

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It's 4 premiership points. We could lose this game and go undefeated for the rest of the year, but this one feels different... It's time for the new era to stand up, take control, and take this c

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1 hour ago, Skuit said:

I hope this can stay between me and the few thousand people who post on here. 

Thanks to [censored] coronavirus I've started dating a new girl who is legacy Collingwood due to an ex. 

I've nearly flipped her. My last three partners were in the didn't-give-a-[censored] category due to foreign origins. 

I feel that this match is both crucial for our season and my short-term future sexual happiness. 

Like if she displayed a Wobbles' scarf on Tinder I would never have swiped right. I feel cheated. 

Anyway, amusingly, she's missing a couple teeth. She also has a PhD. She's aware of the contradiction. 

Go Dees. 

 

Does she know the one about what Cwood supporters use for protection?

Bus shelters.

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47 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Fair comment Nails. Pendles is a proven top gun. You underestimate at your risk.

Shiraz to the ready uncle!??  I'm mostly into spirits but i'll join you and dust one off if we bring this one home.

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18 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] me! I was just about to back Melbourne at $2.50 head to head on Sportsbet when I got distracted by a phone call of about 10mins.

Shortened to $2.35.

Its the maids fault Uncle, she should be answering calls on Game day..

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Ok.

Despite the appalling images this thread is throwing up for me.

I’m pretty excited about today’s game and our chances of making a statement to the competition about where we’re at and how far we’ll go this year.

Has breakout game written all over it.

Go Demons

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10 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Shiraz to the ready uncle!??  I'm mostly into spirits but i'll join you and dust one off if we bring this one home.

Yes Nails, I have a bottle or two ready to go. I am showing restraint this week but will crack one shortly. 

Get ready to join me as I'm confident we'll win this one

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3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Yes Nails, I have a bottle or two ready to go. I am showing restraint this week but will crack one shortly. 

Get ready to join me as I'm confident we'll win this one

I doubt i'll having anything that's up to your lofty standard.  I'll let you know what i come up with shortly uncle.  Be gentle!

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