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2 minutes ago, Kumamoto_Ken said:

What about the other 56 minutes?

Show-off.

1 hour ago, Skuit said:

I hope this can stay between me and the few thousand people who post on here. 

Thanks to [censored] coronavirus I've started dating a new girl who is legacy Collingwood due to an ex. 

I've nearly flipped her. My last three partners were in the didn't-give-a-[censored] category due to foreign origins. 

I feel that this match is both crucial for our season and my short-term future sexual happiness. 

Like if she displayed a Wobbles' scarf on Tinder I would never have swiped right. I feel cheated. 

Anyway, amusingly, she's missing a couple teeth. She also has a PhD. She's aware of the contradiction. 

Go Dees. 

 

Does she know the one about what Cwood supporters use for protection?

Bus shelters.


[censored] me! I was just about to back Melbourne at $2.50 head to head on Sportsbet when I got distracted by a phone call of about 10mins.

Shortened to $2.35.

Maybe Pendles will think he's tagging Viney, and Viney thinks he is tagging Pendles and at the first bounce they turn around and run into each other and get concussed again.I'm worried.

8 minutes ago, 3183 Dee said:

Show-off.

I'm guessing he was factoring in 2 mins to take off his socks

 
11 minutes ago, Baghdad Bob said:

Sex

I started my taxes and finished them in the first 10 mins. 

 

CARN YOU [censored] DEMONS!!!!!

geez I miss screaming at the G


47 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Fair comment Nails. Pendles is a proven top gun. You underestimate at your risk.

Shiraz to the ready uncle!??  I'm mostly into spirits but i'll join you and dust one off if we bring this one home.

4 minutes ago, Skuit said:

I started my taxes and finished them in the first 10 mins. 

 

I can send you mine....

14 minutes ago, 3183 Dee said:

Show-off.

Included foreplay and cuddling

Just now, In Harmes Way said:

I can send you mine....

They're pretty easy to fill when you don't actually have a real job. 


18 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] me! I was just about to back Melbourne at $2.50 head to head on Sportsbet when I got distracted by a phone call of about 10mins.

Shortened to $2.35.

Its the maids fault Uncle, she should be answering calls on Game day..

Edited by Wadda We Sing

Ok.

Despite the appalling images this thread is throwing up for me.

I’m pretty excited about today’s game and our chances of making a statement to the competition about where we’re at and how far we’ll go this year.

Has breakout game written all over it.

Go Demons

Bigger crowd that the port game. 
 

Hopefully a different result this time round. 
 

 

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10 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Shiraz to the ready uncle!??  I'm mostly into spirits but i'll join you and dust one off if we bring this one home.

Yes Nails, I have a bottle or two ready to go. I am showing restraint this week but will crack one shortly. 

Get ready to join me as I'm confident we'll win this one


9 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Its the maids fault Uncle, she should be answering calls on Game day..

Well it's difficult when you're tied up Wadda!

Feel like I’m the only Dees supporter in our section, surrounded by Pies. If I don’t post within an hour after the game....call the police.

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Yes Nails, I have a bottle or two ready to go. I am showing restraint this week but will crack one shortly. 

Get ready to join me as I'm confident we'll win this one

I doubt i'll having anything that's up to your lofty standard.  I'll let you know what i come up with shortly uncle.  Be gentle!

 

Reckon we’ll start slowly and this thread will into meltdown   
 

we’ll slog it out in the 2nd and 3rd and then run away in the last

170 odd posts before a ball has even been bounced suggests we're all pretty keen for this one.

Even without Max or LJ, I'm backing the boys in to get the job done.

Dees by 17 points.


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