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If Adelaide booed every player that left them they’d be out of voice very quickly. 

6 minutes ago, Hardley Benial said:

WTF

The Umpies (the guys dressed in canary yellow) seem to have a benevolence to the poor old Crows.

HTB not awarded.

I'm pist off.

 

 
Just now, layzie said:

Really need another 

Yep.  The only thing the umps have said that is relevant is that one more for us would break their backs a little.


Umps not even trying to hide it now

2 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Is Brayshaw playing?????    

Yes have gave a nice return throw to the ump in the centre about 5 mins ago.

 

Bennel very quiet

[censored] YOU JONES WORST KICK IN THE TEAM WORSE THAN CLARRY RETIRE


14 minutes ago, MF-C said:

Brayshaw is so bad

Please for the love of God do something you crab 

1 possession

 

Edited by Bates Mate
Spell

Dumbest team in the world and being crucified by the umps and commentary floggs. 

Just now, Wiseblood said:

Yep.  The only thing the umps have said that is relevant is that one more for us would break their backs a little.

And then we cough one up instead.  Nice one, Dees.


I'm sorry, but umpire number 31 doesn't understand the basic rules. No idea.

5 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Salem doesn't take the game on enough.  Way too conservative with his kicking and decision making.

Soft as butter too. Dumb free kick to give up.


1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Its hard to tell.

I though Port fans were even worse than eagles.

Now Im kinda leaning towards crows.

Well have been known to pour urine over people, that says it all

1 minute ago, loges said:

Bennel very quiet

He’s been terrible!!! That drop in the fwd 50 was putrid and they waltz up the ground for a goal.

 

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