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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Port Adelaide

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If McDonald wasn't going to get dropped he certainly is after that effortย 

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Haha remember a few years back when Port were a joke, the Lions were getting smashed, and the Saints were just plain bad?

...and we were on the up and up.

Ah, memories.

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McDonald.ย 

What a joke of a footballer.

Rebuild time. Rip that band aid off.ย 

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This midfield reminds me of that time we had Moloney, McKenzie and Grimes as our starters.

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11 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

What do you expect him to do?

He's got Fritsch on a wing, Viney in the forward line, TMac higher up the ground.

What do you want?

It's systemic change from him we need, not gameday flipping of magnets.

The players have been pathetic tonight. No guts, no desire, no run, ****house disposal, just an absolutely rubbish performance. I don't know what Goodwin could do? I'm not saying he's not part of the problem but when the players are as pathetic as they've been tonight I don't know what a coach is expected to do. Clarkson the supercoach couldn't do a thing to turn the tide against us a few weeks back. Sometimes it's not the coach.

The players need a massive rocket because this is just pathetic.


2 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Georgiades went 6 picks after Pickett in last years draft... and they say talls usually take longer!

Jason Taylor thought he was getting him at 32. Joke.

Hibbo's tried. Langdon runs hard. Lockhart was good in the first half. The rest...? They've been utterly atrocious.ย 

2 minutes ago, RedButMostlyBlue said:

Haha remember a few years back when Port were a joke, the Lions were getting smashed, and the Saints were just plain bad?

...and we were on the up and up.

Ah, memories.

Goodwin has destroyed this team.ย 


Tom mac is a [censored] footballerย 

McDonald is officially cooked which is sad. He looks like a big truck out there trying to keep up with everyone.

1 minute ago, Kelpien said:

We canโ€™t buy a free.ย 

True, but even if they gave us the free, and we had the ball, what would we do with it?

Probably plant it straight onto Westhoff's chest 30m out. Goal. Nah, not keen on that.ย 


4 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Georgiades went 6 picks after Pickett in last years draft... and they say talls usually take longer!

What a joke. Jason Taylor needs the flick

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Just now, Dr. Gonzo said:

The players have been pathetic tonight. No guts, no desire, no run, ****house disposal, just an absolutely rubbish performance. I don't know what Goodwin could do? I'm not saying he's not part of the problem but when the players are as pathetic as they've been tonight I don't know what a coach is expected to do. Clarkson the supercoach couldn't do a thing to turn the tide against us a few weeks back. Sometimes it's not the coach.

The players need a massive rocket because this is just pathetic.

This is far more of a problem than gameday moves.

I get people are frustrated but there is so much rubbish in this thread. There's plenty wrong with the club but complaints about Lever (possibly our best), Pickett (7th game) and Goodwin not flipping magnets is ridiculous and doesn't address the real issues: turnovers, gameplan, lack of leadership, inability to play football unless we win CPs/clearances, lazy midfielders.

10 minutes ago, Jaded said:

It would not. Iโ€™m all for cracking jokes about this club and this game but when someone you know is fighting for life from this virus, this [censored] pales in comparison.ย 

Most people donโ€™t get sick at all with the virus.


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