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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Port Adelaide

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4 minutes ago, Deeman said:

Time to call Fremantle and ask them for some advice as to how to kick a goal.

Time to call Fremantle and ask them how to pull a swifty with a contracted coach and a new coach - i.e. Mark Harvey (contracted) to Ross Lyon (poached); Simon Goodwin (contacted) to Alastair Clarkson (poach now)!

 

Umpires give it a break. This is not the umpires 

 

Tom McDonald is useless.

Tom marks for the first time since 1976.... still waiting for his goal this decade 


Stick a fork in me. I’m done. 

We are the easiest team to coach against. Play an extra behind the ball or flood back and we turn to water and just bomb it long to opposition into repeat. The current coaching group must be the worst strategically in the league by a fair margin.

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Seriously looks like Port are setting up with 40 players across the ground. Out of ideas at the moment we are. 

Legit looks like they have twice the amount of players out there.

Who gives a [censored] if it's a report Hamish. You've got the vision right in front of you to see that there was nothing in it. Move on you moron


Oliver might be in strife there. Slow mo looked like he thought about retracting elbow but kept it up.

Contrary to  reports Big Tom is not a liability...

Hey guys, we might be bad now (like, really, really bad), but just you wait until we get our connection going! Then ooooh boy it's gonna be raining goals 24/7.

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Just now, Deesprate said:

Umpires give it a break. This is not the umpires 

It affects the confidence when you feel like everything is against you. They aren’t impartial 


 

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