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With the season well and truly done and dusted I hope the players are focussed on important matters such as what they will wear to mad Monday and not some junk time game v North Melbourne. 

My call is that we will have a Game of Thrones theme with Clarry as Brianne of Tar, Gus as Ramsay Bolton and Pruessy as Hodor. 

Any suggestions re themes and costumes? 

 

This Monday ??? lol

Not sure they deserve a Mad Monday this year. I've been Mad almost every Monday. I don't want to see any off season holiday partying pics either. I only want to see photos of them in the gym or running up a mountain. 

 
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3 minutes ago, Kelpien said:

Not sure they deserve a Mad Monday this year. I've been Mad almost every Monday. I don't want to see any off season holiday partying pics either. I only want to see photos of them in the gym or running up a mountain. 

I agree Kelpien, and as for Inside Melbourne podcast the club can replace it with the players practising skills. 

If its a fantasy theme, i suggest they go dressed as footballers.

 


Some players don't want to come back from their holidays to attend the Bluey, so it's an absolute fantasy if anyone thinks they're going to be training on mad Monday.

 
6 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

Some players don't want to come back from their holidays to attend the Bluey, so it's an absolute fantasy if anyone thinks they're going to be training on mad Monday.

 

34 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

No one deserves a holiday?

I know we're all having a bit of a laugh, but everyone needs a break

No one is suggesting that they train on Mad Monday. I'm not even suggesting that they don't have a break for the holidays. I just do not want to see them galavanting it up on social media like they're champions of the world. Many should be ashamed of the season that they had. Go away. Recharge. And come back on day 1 of the preseason in tip top condition. And by day 1 I mean even the senior players should front up on first to 3rd years day. No [censored] excuses.

Except for Max. He can do as he pleases but even he will rock up on day one because he doesn't have a [censored] pea heart. He has the heart of a stallion.

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2 minutes ago, Kelpien said:

No one is suggesting that they train on Mad Monday. I'm not even suggesting that they don't have a break for the holidays. I just do not want to see them galavanting it up on social media like they're champions of the world. Many should be ashamed of the season that they had. Go away. Recharge. And come back on day 1 of the preseason in tip top condition. And by day 1 I mean even the senior players should front up on first to 3rd years day. No [censored] excuses.

Yep, absolutely agree mate. My comment wasn't directed at you, just read your previous comment and realized it may have come across that way, sorry about that, wasn't intended.


Just now, Lord Nev said:

Yep, absolutely agree mate. My comment wasn't directed at you, just read your previous comment and realized it may have come across that way, sorry about that, wasn't intended.

No problem. I just wanted to clear up my comments. Fired up this morning. Depressing that we've gone from destination club to destination zero.

I suggest the club goes with a Titanic theme for mad monday. with Goodwin arranging the deck chairs, the Captains wrestling over control of the ships wheel, assistants jumping overboard, and the passengers(players) out to save themselves and fighting for a spot in the lifeboats. abandon ship!

They should dress up as competent, skilled, committed, caring footballers.. that's a real stretch though.

33 minutes ago, Kelpien said:

 

No one is suggesting that they train on Mad Monday. I'm not even suggesting that they don't have a break for the holidays. I just do not want to see them galavanting it up on social media like they're champions of the world. Many should be ashamed of the season that they had. Go away. Recharge. And come back on day 1 of the preseason in tip top condition. And by day 1 I mean even the senior players should front up on first to 3rd years day. No [censored] excuses.

Except for Max. He can do as he pleases but even he will rock up on day one because he doesn't have a [censored] pea heart. He has the heart of a stallion.

Unfollow them

Stop logging into your app

Do whatever you need to do to allow them some space, too.

We do agree on one thing - recharge, but come back on day one, ready to go.

Petracca as Shrek and Harmes as the Donkey??


The Mad Monday celebrations should be conducted like a wake and not a dress up celebration. Celebrations are for winners. Not many can hold their heads high this year.

1 minute ago, raDeelaide said:

The Mad Monday celebrations should be conducted like a wake and not a dress up celebration. Celebrations are for winners. Not many can hold their heads high this year.

Settle down

Let them have a break

Just now, jumbo returns said:

Settle down

Let them have a break

2019 wasn't enough of a break? I'm livid. 2019 should not be celebrated. It should be mourned.

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48 minutes ago, raDeelaide said:

2019 wasn't enough of a break? I'm livid. 2019 should not be celebrated. It should be mourned.

Agreed. 2019 should be remembered as the disgrace it is

1 hour ago, raDeelaide said:

2019 wasn't enough of a break? I'm livid. 2019 should not be celebrated. It should be mourned.

 

26 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Agreed. 2019 should be remembered as the disgrace it is

What's to say it hasn't been seen as a disgrace? It's been terrible

No one's misguided into thinking it was a great year

They need a break, regroup and get better

 

 


18 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

 

What's to say it hasn't been seen as a disgrace? It's been terrible

No one's misguided into thinking it was a great year

They need a break, regroup and get better

 

 

A break from what? They don’t need a break, they need a rocket up their clackers

13 hours ago, ding said:

If its a fantasy theme, i suggest they go dressed as footballers.

 

my thoughts exactly                               perhaps as 1964 players

30 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

 

What's to say it hasn't been seen as a disgrace? It's been terrible

No one's misguided into thinking it was a great year

They need a break, regroup and get better

 

 

No Jumbo. We the Members need a break and regroup. 

The Players can start with Burgess on Sunday morning as far as i am concerned. 

2019 was completely wasted 

Zurich and Jaguar must be thrilled

 
13 hours ago, ding said:

If its a fantasy theme, i suggest they go dressed as footballers.

 

Who would they be trying to fool?

13 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

No Jumbo. We the Members need a break and regroup. 

The Players can start with Burgess on Sunday morning as far as i am concerned. 

2019 was completely wasted 

Zurich and Jaguar must be thrilled

Agree SWYL - everone needs to step back

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