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GAMEDAY: Rd 22 vs Sydney

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Gawn been really poor.. zero connection with Mids 

 

Goodwins always has his arms crossed. Defensive body language.

1 minute ago, frankie_d said:

Just to round things of nicely, I've slipper on some bastard's squashed clip, and done my knee. FMD

4-6 champ, you'll be right.

 

Pathetic.

 


How come every them we play has ‘promising youngsters’ and we have [censored]

2 minutes ago, Deefensive Language said:

 

Better off if the board was spilled and team was bought by corporates who give a [censored] about what's left of the brand!

 

It would make all accountable 

board mgmt coaches players

even our media dept 

 

Just now, buck_nekkid said:

How come every them we play has ‘promising youngsters’ and we have [censored]

Sydney have over taken us with the youngest team in AFL. Indictment

 

42 points down with 47 to 40 inside 50s

We get it but we can’t use it

Need some decent positive imaginative and passionate coaching

Someone better ground all flights next week and make them swim across Bass Strait. Where’s the f....n heart?


2 minutes ago, FireInTheBelly said:

4-6 champ, you'll be right.

Misson is still in charge. 

Get back out there!!!!

Just now, Dee Zephyr said:

Someone better ground all flights next week and make them swim across Bass Strait. Where’s the f....n heart?

Chinese protesters may have something to do with this

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Someone better ground all flights next week and make them swim across Bass Strait. Where’s the f....n heart?

One way flights booked

”heyyyy what are these green and yellow jerseys????”


The Swans, like us have lost last 5 games.

Yet, look at how they miraculously play when its against MFC.

Rinse and repeat stuff.

NO passion. NO belief in team. NO belief in game plan.

Yep. We are looking cherry ripe for 2020.

3 minutes ago, monoccular said:

42 points down with 47 to 40 inside 50s

We get it but we can’t use it

Need some decent positive imaginative and passionate coaching

this has been a common theme for 3 years, mono.

29 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Cricket is at a very interesting point.  Tell you what though, as good as Smith is, is there a roo loose in the top paddock i wonder!?  Some of those idiosyncrasies are super weird and hard to watch ?  Drives me bananas

I love it!!! Seeing the gay avenger (Stokes) throw his head back as Smith just nudges another couple down to fine leg is the best!

5 minutes ago, olisik said:

Sydney have over taken us with the youngest team in AFL. Indictment

We trump them with shortest team in AFL. 


7 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

I sure hope that low use skill set - goal kicking - is practised in off season

 

i know it’s not a big part of the game but you know, like, might be kinda handy

We are elite at the one metre handball though

1 minute ago, wizardinoz said:

Has Stretch touched the ball tonight. The players brought in have been shizen

C Wagner having a crack.

We need 3 midfielders that run both ways. We are getting killed in the middle once again

What was Hibberd kicking to then?!

 
Just now, Pates said:

What was Hibberd kicking to then?!

Its been happening all year.


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