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Lewie might be getting old but he is smart.

Shut up Ling, Just SHUT UP!

 

Jordan Lewis seems to have responded to his own decision to retire the same way that clubs respond to having a new coach.

Freeeeeeedom! Aaaaargh! Charge!

Jordan Ronaldo Lewis !!!


Watch the tigers start kicking it forward off the ground at every opportunity and watch us try and finesse it round the ground 

Lewis was held without the ball when he kicked that “Jakovich goal” ... no doubt the free would NOT have been paid 

The intensity in this contest by maggots is clearly showing the importance of the "Maggotlow of the year Trophy" which will have its inauguration right here on Demonland. Even though the finals have not started, they have outdone themselves tonight.

 
1 minute ago, —coach— said:

Watch the tigers start kicking it forward off the ground at every opportunity and watch us try and finesse it round the ground 

Just like that ??


Any chance of recalling a boundary throw in which falls 20 metres short 

Deadset need to check these maggots’ pockets for a Tiger membership,


1 minute ago, Satan said:

Why against max ?

[censored] knows. But it gets Gils stamp of approval 


Jaysus Hibbo. 

Lever just came to the bench and shook his head. He’s done for the day. 

Cameron Ling - Captain State the Bleeding Obvious :mad:

 

Umps doing brilliantly for the Tuggers. Just cheating.


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