Useless Demons Stats

[Demonland 70,598]

Give the Useless AFL stats page a follow.

I'll post any useless Demon related stats here.

This is an interesting one. Since our loss to the Bulldogs by more than 2 points the other week we only hold a positive margin against 3 sides in St Kilda (+1077), Gold Coast (+383), and North Melbourne (+276).

Any chance we get beaten by 1,078 points by St. Kilda this week?

 

[Demonland 70,598]

Beat this useless stat for 2019 (from 2 weeks ago).

 

[Demonland 70,598]

The Ides of May?

 

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,664]

I thought this thread was going to be about useless Demons rather than useless statistics. It's marginally more interesting than what I was expecting. Just.

Edited July 25, 2019 by La Dee-vina Comedia
typo

[Demonland 70,598]

21 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

I thought this thread was going to be about useless Demons rather than useless statistics. It's marginally more interesting than what I was expecting. Just.

I didn't even think of that. Unintentional click bait title. 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,136]

Please close this thread before it does my head in

[chook fowler 19,304]

There is only 1 relevant stat - 3 to 17.

[Demonland 70,598]

 

[Engorged Onion 10,189]

17 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Is it a negative, or is it a positive - in that whilst we are performing poorly - , actually we are relatively so close score wise to our opponents throughout matches?

ps: ripper thread....

[Demonstone 21,974]

My own personal useless stat:

Since choosing to follow Melbourne in 1965, I have experienced 

471 wins

5 draws

743 losses

This includes 31 finals in that period of which we won 18 and lost 13.

Edited July 29, 2019 by demonstone
maths

[chookrat 4,218]

A ? in the hand is worth ? ? in the bush

[Demonland 70,598]

 

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[beelzebub 23,254]

You had me at Useless Demons !!

[praha 11,220]

If we lose by 100 points this weekend (very possible), we'll have experienced the largest year-on-year decrease in percentage (as a %, not a subtraction) this century.

Current rate:

Carlton 2001-2002	-43.13%	5th-16th
West Coast 2007-2008	-41.04%	3rd-15th
Melbourne 2018-2019	-40.72%	5th-17th
Richmond 2015-2016	-35.42%	5th-13th
Fremantle 2015-2016	-37.41	1st-16th

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[Chook 15,001]

16 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Supports my theory that the leading reason we were awful this year is that Angus Brayshaw was awful. Get him right and we go a long way to fixing our problems.

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

42 minutes ago, Chook said:

Supports my theory that the leading reason we were awful this year is that Angus Brayshaw was awful. Get him right and we go a long way to fixing our problems.

Him and about half the list Chook!

[Supermercado 2,790]

Brayshaw's third place is the most overrated stat around. We mock Brownlow votes for being ridiculously slanted to midfielders and know full well he wasn't in the top 30 players in the league last year let alone top three but still get caught up in comparing his seasons like there's something new to be learnt. We all know he was ordinary this year, don't need umpires to tell me.

[Tony Tea 2,806]

2 hours ago, Supermercado said:

Brayshaw's third place is the most overrated stat around. We mock Brownlow votes for being ridiculously slanted to midfielders and know full well he wasn't in the top 30 players in the league last year let alone top three but still get caught up in comparing his seasons like there's something new to be learnt. We all know he was ordinary this year, don't need umpires to tell me.

Umpires should give 1, 2, 3... 42, 43, 44 votes. 

[Supermercado 2,790]

4 hours ago, Tony Tea said:

Umpires should give 1, 2, 3... 42, 43, 44 votes. 

Would help identify the regulars who shouldn't be playing.

[Demonland 70,598]

 

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[At Least I Saw a Flag 5,173]

Premierships in the last 54 years ...  we all know that one !!